Jim - "Dude, why are you driving my car?"
Dave - "Its a funny story really-"
Jim - "Shut the fuck up and get out of my car."
Dave "Ok...."
Dave - "Its a funny story really-"
Jim - "Shut the fuck up and get out of my car."
Dave "Ok...."
by ReallyQuick June 13, 2010
by Wilna T January 26, 2021
When a story is presented as heartwarming but ends up illustrating a societal failure. An example of this would be a very elderly cashier getting an award for not missing a day of work in decades, while the US allows his employer to not give paid time off and does not pay a living wage.
Person 1: Did you see that a school got a donation to finally have heating?
Person 2: Considering we are the largest economy in the world, that’s some fail good story material there.
Person 2: Considering we are the largest economy in the world, that’s some fail good story material there.
by el cheapo grande September 25, 2020
A Game on Roblox where it makes a terrible attempt at making you like a certain character before making that character immediately in WWII. I don't know why but they always die in a war related accident..... or at least the ones I saw.
The character always has a wife and sometimes a child, normally an infant. Then their wife becomes sad and the story ends with the infant smiling over his/her fathers grave.
The character always has a wife and sometimes a child, normally an infant. Then their wife becomes sad and the story ends with the infant smiling over his/her fathers grave.
"Dude I just watched some cringey Roblox Sad Story!"
"Arn't all of those like terrible?"
"Yep. Pretty sure they're made by five year olds."
"Arn't all of those like terrible?"
"Yep. Pretty sure they're made by five year olds."
by The Partygoers! April 13, 2021
I always found my step sister Larissa hot. She has really big boobs and long blonde hair. One day she was laying on her bed with a really small bra and undies doing something on her phone. I layed next to her and I asked her what she was doing, she said that she was just texting her boyfriend. Ofcourse I got really jealous but I acted like everything was normal. I got onto her and I hugged her, moments later she was kissing me on the lips and I kissed her back. She got up and undressed revealing her enormous boobs and her chubby vagina. She pulled me by my hand and started undressing me also. I was really confused if this was a dream or not because I never thought she was gonna do this to me. She pushed me on the bed and started sucking my right boob. I moaned and asker her "Larissa, what about your ahh~ boyfriend?". She replied with "Ugh don't worry about him, he is a loser and I always loved you". She started licking my pussy while playing with my boobs. "AHHH LARISSA BAE I'M GONNA CUMMM~",
"Hahahae your such a drama queen bae, your pussy is D-LICIOUS!". I cummed on her face while moaning her name. I got up and pinned her against the wall and I bit her soft nipple. She moaned in delight while I kept biting her nipple. I pushed her on the bed and layed the opposite direction of where she was laying and while our pussies were touching each other. We both cummed in our pussies. And now we are married and we are having lesbian sex every day! I hope you liked my Lesbian sex story
by LunaTheLesbian February 17, 2022
A game where it promised it is different depending on the choices you make but 99.9% of them result in the same thing anyway
by Nontaken July 18, 2020
Someone who just lost a hand (usually in poker) and will bemoan about it to anyone who listens online.
Most of the time, the listeners do not give a shit about the other person's bad beat.
See bad beat
Most of the time, the listeners do not give a shit about the other person's bad beat.
See bad beat
Noob at poker: My 2-7 offsuit lost to AA when the flop came 2-7-9. The turn was a 9!! HOW LUCKY CAN HE GET?
Good person at poker: Like I care.
Good person at poker: Like I care.
by Cds April 18, 2005