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beijing steamed buns

This is a level 6 legendary sex move. With consent: a man performs anal sex until the woman shits, and then jizzes on the shit. For maximum flavor, he must ejaculate inside of the poop-filled anus. He then uses a clothes iron to "cook" her buns and then proceeds to eat the mixture out of her ass.
P1: "where were you last night?"
P2: "I was making beijing steamed buns with my girl"
P1: "How did it go?"
P2: "I left her ass so red she can't sit down anymore"
by ilovebrawlstars June 13, 2024
mugGet the beijing steamed bunsmug.

STEAM ENGINE

The concept of a nasty dragon but you need to pull her hair for the desired effect. When you give it a yank all the seman pours out her nose. Tooooot toooot!!!
I gave her a steam engine last night, it felt so good like riding into the sun set. I really tugged her hair like the reigns of a wild stallion.
mugGet the STEAM ENGINEmug.

Steaming Mudslide

Somewhat similar to the cleaveland steamer only while tittie-fucking a girl you simutaniuosly take a hot staeming shit so it is smeared all the way from her boobs to her navel (ewwwwww!)
I gave that girl such a bad Steaming Mudslide that it looked like she used sewage on a slipping slide!!!
by Leon13 July 24, 2009
mugGet the Steaming Mudslidemug.

Dry Steam

The act of forcibly placing someones ball bag into a mound of very hot sand .
Man, if that faget Liam asks me for some more of my Japple, lets give him a dry steam. You get him into the cupid position and I'll fish out his incredibly small nut sack. I wish I had some gloves.
by mung0 January 1, 2010
mugGet the Dry Steammug.

steam boat cade

When a guy puts their hand in the girls rectum and the girl chews off the guys pubic hair!
by Reedis July 9, 2016
mugGet the steam boat cademug.

Steam Baby

A nerdy slutty girl that attends steampunk conventions
I went to a steampunk convention there was this super hot steam baby
by The custard kid July 14, 2018
mugGet the Steam Babymug.

Steaming Broccoli

When you fart in a girls mouth and then hold it closed.
Melissa got quite the steaming broccoli last night.
by IronChefofVag May 30, 2023
mugGet the Steaming Broccolimug.

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