square fingering 

Like a circle jerk but for women. A bunch of girls get in a circle and compete to see who cums first. First appearance is in the story Silent Striker by Ghosthatesjames.

"I've been tellin' you man! Circle jerks the best!" The I-JamaicanGuyInABox said.

"No that is square fingering!" Blake said.

"The hell is that?" Her girlfriend asked.

"Circle jerks for women!"

square fingering by AlpacasMafia December 20, 2015

square needle cure 

Another name for receiving a vasectomy.

Thomas is having his 7th child, he needs the square needle cure!

square needle cure by CentipedeXV September 1, 2017

Square headed bottler 

First said back in 1990 by a posh ginger (strawberry blond) to a square headed person who also happens to be a bottler.Irish slang use quite frequently by teenagers.

Curly : "The square headed bottler can fuck so far off if he doesn't come to the match."
Kelly:" will drag his ass to the stadium or maybe even tie him to Dan's bike

Square headed bottler by Jack dake December 9, 2017

squarebodyosis 

The illness of having your mind changed every 5 seconds with new ideas of stuff to do to your sexy ass 80’s Silverado to make chicks get wet as fuck

Man I had a case of the squarebodyosis last night and it kept me awake.

squarebodyosis by Squarebodyguy87 December 18, 2017

squarepedia 

The last bastion of intelligent Internet discussion.

“Yo dawg I’m looking for a Proto-gamergate site from 2004.”

“Have you heard of Squarepedia? It really is the last bastion of intelligent internet discussion!”

squarepedia by D Lizard May 19, 2018

Square 

Why the hell are you looking up “square!” You know what a square is you fucknut!

This person is a total square

Square by Jatlas July 25, 2018

Square 

To be square is to mean that you haven't kissed or made out with anyone, English and Welsh people may say that when you are square "you haven't necked anyone"

person 1: you still square mate?
person 2: Nah we necked last night.

Square by x.ellie.harris.x October 6, 2018