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slip

A relapse on alcohol or drugs, usually short in duration with minimal harm done. Contrasted with doing some homework.
"Oh, it just was a little slip, but now I'm going to meetings everyday and working a strong program."
by Twelve-Step slang November 7, 2004
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anti-slipknot

The self proclaimed "true" metalheads. Probably think they invented metal since they assume they are the ones who decide what is metal. Most do it to feel superior or because their "true" metalhead friends do it.
"true" metal: Haha you listen to slipknot you don't know what true metal is!!
Dead Inside: What do you mean I don't know what true metal is? I listen to Arch Enemy, Slayer, Metallica, Iron Maiden, Sepultura, Rammstein, Brujeria, Killswitch Engage, Moonspell, etc. What were you saying again?
* "true" metalhead left *
by Dead Inside October 15, 2004
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Champagne Slipper

Gushing champagne into a woman's vagina and drinking thereof
I loved the mixture of alcohol and pussy juice fountain dripping all over my face after giving her a champagne slipper.
by johnsjunk January 26, 2012
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Donkey Punch Slip and slide

When engaged in anal sex(over a table or a bench top)and the man is about to ejaculate, he quickly punches her in the back of the head(to knock her out) and withdraws his penis ejaculating all over her chest when she is unconscious. Then he grabs one shoulder and the opposite leg and slides her across the table or bench(While she is still unconscious). With the assistance of the semen all over her chest she should be able to slide off the table with a decent throw.
Bob: I gave Doris Donkey punch Slip and slide Yesterday. The children were asking why there was so much Broken glass.
by Jesus' dog :3 November 19, 2011
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slipknot

A awesome band. Better before there newest album. 9 man band who know one can copy.

Met 3 members Cory, Chris and Paul.

Nice guys.

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"Man I saw Slipknot, and they are Kick ass!"
by Jillthemaster August 21, 2004
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solipwned

The act or process by which one is owned in a game of solitaire.
Person 1: OMGWTF dude, I thought solitaire was a one person game.

Person 2: You just got solipwned, bitch!
by RobarTheray March 3, 2005
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solipsissyist

sol·ip·sis·sy·ist   –noun

1. one who practices solipsissyism -- the propensity to preoccupy oneself with, and indulge oneself in, public displays of excessive self-pity and similar emotions in a manner far exceeding the average person's humble efforts to manage the same challenges.

The solipsissyist usually thrives most in front of audiences from dozens to millions, and employs techniques such as self-aggrandizement, passive aggression, and public crying in discussing self-concerned matters only, all in an effort to garner empathy and pity from others, and frequently to channel the audience's emotions toward other more insidious agendas.

Solipsissyists will frequently avoid or pay only passing attention to the concept that others may have the same or greater challenges than they. Doing so would undermine the function that acts of solipsissyism plays in channeling cheaply-won public emotions toward other topics.

Etymology:

sol·ip·sism   –noun
1. Philosophy: the theory that only the self exists, or can be proved to exist.
2. extreme preoccupation with and indulgence of one's feelings, desires, etc.; egoistic self-absorption.

sis·sy   –noun
1. an effeminate boy or man.
2. a timid or cowardly person.
3. a little girl.

******
You *might* go blind? -- and you're a successful, middle-aged adult? My 5 year old son IS blind in one eye and going blind in the other, and I don't know yet if it can be effectively treated, and what the underlying problem is (which could be worse). And where's MY multi-million dollar bank account and personal support group of millions of unquestioning sheep? Yet you sit there in front of a national audience and cry about your problems as if none of the rest of us aren't already facing something like that (or worse) every day? What a FUCKING solipsissyist!!!

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by RedSweaterGirl July 20, 2010
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