Slap a dick ugly

So fucking ugly that it is indescribable unless by an obscene phrase.

God dam she is slap a dick ugly

by Big ball man December 31, 2020

Slap ass day

Slap ass

I loved when he used slap ass day

by Ass wanter October 16, 2019

Slap in the face

What this is. Isn't it?

Hym "Isn't this a slap in the face? How much easier would this be if you just told me everything you knew about what I want to know? Huh? Having to sit there any pretend you don't know exactly what is going on here and act as if it isn't happening. Having to do what you WOULD do if you if it WEREN'T happening in spite of the fact that you know damn well that it is. It's a slap right across the face. And now you know how I feel. Except you've only had to do it for 1 day. This is your very first day of having to feel like me. Congratulations. You survived. Now do that indefinitely because I'm never going to stop and you can never admit that you know I did it. Because then you would have to admit HOW you know I did it and why you haven't said anything until now. See how the tables turn?"

by Hym Iam June 22, 2022

slap and tickle

To slap someone in the face, then subsequently tickle them under the chin as to counter-act the pain of the slap and to neutralize any anger or frustration towards the slap and tickler'er.

dude chill bro, just slap and tickle

by Jon Lapinski cooke cody August 2, 2009

slap ass

hysterically drunk
laughing while slapping his own ass

He be slap ass drunk.

by chas November 24, 2003

Slap and Tickle

When one slaps another person's penis and tickles their balls with their hand

"This chick gave me a slap and tickle today, and my dick hurts whenever I walk!"

by Christofph November 8, 2006

Slap Happy

when you get too carried away with slapping a person or persons.
It could just be that you went on a slapping spree (greatly encouraged by me by the way, they're fun!)
or that you got so pissed off with someone that you just physically couldn't stop slapping them.

see doodle happy and scissor happy

person #1: "awwww owwww look at my face, is it red?"
person #2: "yeh why?"
person #1: "my ex-girlfriend got slap happy"
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me: i feel like going on a slapping spree...anyone want to come and get slap happy with me?

by Lucy-fer in the sky with diamonds August 25, 2004