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Short for ‘Relationship Status’. The status of one’s current relationship (single, in a relationship, it’s complicated, divorced, separated, etc).
“Damn, that guy is hot. Do you know his ship stat?”
ship stat by jjjosh April 22, 2018
A large sea fairing vessel in which transports cargo or civilians across vast oceans. This should never be referred to as a boat, anyone who calls it a boat is a filthy land lubber
Tommy: “look at that big boat out there!! I want a big boat like that!”

Timmy: “ YAAAARRRRGH YE’ FILTHY LAND LUBBER, THAT VESSEL BE A SHIP, NEVER WAS OR SHALL IT BE A BOAT, NOW WALK THE PLANK!!!!!”
Ship by SanguineBalloon January 31, 2018
When two people are forcefully told to get together and people draw and write fanfics of them.
Keep shipping them, I've heard it's canon.
Ship by PansSmashWhatever May 5, 2018
When you endorse a relationship between two fictional or even real people. If your ship becomes a real thing you say your ship has sailed.
I ship richie and Eddie

My reddie ship has sailed
Ship by Reddiesphagett May 24, 2018

shipabler 

Those small items you buy to get free shipping when you buy items online. Typically branded items.
Look at that guy. Walking around with that silly shipabler gym bag.
shipabler by Dr. OnlineShopper April 17, 2018
Another word for shit, children use a lot to singnify that they are trying to say shit
I just took a biiiiiiig ship in my golden toilet
ship by DatDawg June 1, 2018