Be my samurai💝

Protect her, be there for her. Don't let anyone fuck with her. She's fragile and needs her samurai.

Billie: Give me your money
Girl: Please go away
Boy: Is he bothering you?
Girl: Yes, Be my samurai💝

by thatonepotato November 20, 2016

Samuel

Stupid, disgusting, annoying piece of shit you'll ever meat
If you ever meet one, RUN AWAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

Person 1: Is that a Samuel?!?!?!
Person 2: OH SHIT IT IS RUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

by IHATESAMUEL.COM May 13, 2019

SamuraI Jesus 2024X

The future in Samurai Jesus technology with dradle seeking crosses and teh nail gun from Quake (from his hands)-When he was created his prime objective was to eliminate Samurai Moses and dominate own all games of bloody knuckles...

"UR arse is mine -Samurai Jesus is bak biaaaaaaatch..."

by Ace April 20, 2004

samurai sword

What you refer to as, the pulling off of the condom after having intercourse while making the "czshingggg" noise, forcing the woman to commit seppuku.

I asked Janet if she was on the pill. When she said "no," I was forced to pull out my samurai sword.

by Joefus' Roommate October 24, 2008

Samuel

A gay fuck that sucks fat cocks all fucking night with his milimeter penis. He will be a virgin till college and he lives in his moms basement till 40 years old

I suck and swoalow bbc (big black cock) all night.samuel

by ROBERTO A. GONZALEZ April 20, 2018

Samuel

Some asian retard ching chong

nigga what: Samuel

by Datniggawitdabag October 25, 2019

keyboard samurai

Someone who hides behind a computer and threatens another person over the Internet, using very threatening language. Such a person is 110% a pussy and will run away like a deer when confronted in life but will easily trash talk on the Internet wielding his keyboard.

"Man I'll fucking cut tour throat open and feed your flesh to your mom you fucking dead man walking. Make sure the cops catch you before I do!"

"Woah we have a keyboard samurai over here. Come get me faggot!"

by The Holy Wanker March 10, 2014