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beard season

Two Michigan definitions:
1. Fall beard season is defined as the open of deer season and the beard is shaved off when a deer is harvested or the end of the season.

2. Spring beard season starts when the Nation Hockey League's playoff season starts. Beard season ends when the Red Wings win Lord Stanley's Cup or when they are eliminated.
Jim: Damn Joe, it's Thanksgiving and your beard is getting pretty thick.
Joe: I'm hopeless. I missed two bucks at 100 yards. Only way I get a deer this year is if I hit one with my truck.

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John: I can't believe San Jose beat us like a red headed step child.
Junior: No shit, at least beard season is over and I can shave this scratchy thing off.
by Sker May 20, 2011
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Tourist Season

In Maine, tourist season goes from somewhere around Memorial Day, right up past Labor Day. This is where the state's nickname "Vacation Land" comes from. It's to hot to stay down in their own state and there's no school, so they want to see the "quaint" state of Maine.

What happens is they come in, drive like idiots, raise up the gas prices, and invaide the beachs, parks, and all the little shops from York to Bangor, and some even farther North. They go to the Lobster Festival to eat the lobstahs at rediculously high prices and the other fairs. This is the time of year you see about 1 Maine licence plate for every 10 "outta state" ones. Where it takes at LEAST 20 minutes to get down Main Street (if it usually takes 5min) Tourists, Outta State-ahs, People From Away... and don't forget the rich summah people who buy their property down on the coast!

Yeah, we're nice to 'em most a tha time, but they sure are a pain in the ass!

But, once it's all over with, it gets cold, and a little dull, so we can drive normal again to find somethin else to do. Hell, sometimes we miss 'em! Well, maybe not...
Most Maine-ahs (Mainers - to be one, you MUST have been BORN in Maine) joke about it and say "Well, there's deer season, and duck season, so since they call it 'tourist season, why can't we shoot them too?'"

When crossin' a one way street durrin Tourist Season, look the one way for the Locals, and make sure ya look the wrong way for the outta state-ahs!
by cinymin86 November 24, 2009
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sidney crosby rookie season

An excuss that say NHL Commissioner Gary Bettman is not giving the Pittsburgh Penguins special treatment. After all, Crosby did have 100+ penalty minutes
Red Wings fan 1: Fuck you Bettman!

Red Wings fan 2: We all know this Stanley Cup was unfair but the Penguins will always hide behind Sidney Crosby rookie season.
by Crosby is a piece of sht December 14, 2010
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seasoned

When a big Louisiana man performs exquisite oral sex on a woman.
When you've been "seasoned" a gorgeous man from Louisiana or "the south" goes down on you.
by jj.south November 27, 2012
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Lala Seashell

1.Best thing in the world.
2. A legendary thingy
3. Something this is super expensive
"Hey man, be careful, that is a Lala Seashell!"
by Brucyyyyyyyyyy May 20, 2014
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Open Season

A Fucking Hilarious Animated Movie Starring Martin Lawrence(Boog) and Ashton Kutcher(Elliot)

Boog, a domesticated grizzley bear with no survival skills, has his perfect world turned upside down when he meets Elliot, a scrawny, fast-talking mule deer. They join forces to unite the woodland creatures and take the forest back into nature's control!
Open Season is Hilariously Witty And Absolutely Entertaining!

- Film Advisory Board
by Seagulls of Satan September 25, 2008
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Seasonaire

A Seasonaire is a person who lives in multiple locations during different "Seasons" of the year. Seasonaire locations are generally East Coast Island communities such as: Cape Cod, Nantucket, Martha's Vineyard, The Hamptons and Palm Beach.
"He is such a Seasonaire, He'll be in Palm Beach from December till May, then Nantucket till June then spend the rest of the summer in the Hamptons."
by Kingston Belmont August 9, 2009
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