Rule of Sixes

In dating, especially online, there are certain attributes a man must possess to even be considered by a woman. If he does not have all of these, his chances of matching with a woman on any dating app are slim to none. The rule of sixes indicates that men must meet these minimum prerequisites:

1 Must be at least six feet tall
2 Must have a 6 pack (Or be extremely fit)
3 Must make at least 6 figures ($100,000 per year or more)
4 Must have at least 6 years of college (Possessing a Master's degree or higher)

If a man possesses one of these (Usually being six feet or taller) he has a small chance, but he should only have hope of success if he possesses all four of them.

Jake: I swiped right on over 500 women on tinder, and also bumble. I only have 2 matches, what the hell?
Logan: Bitches be crazy, it's true. However, you don't meet the rule of sixes, so of course you aren't getting matches.
Jake: What do you mean? I'm not a bad guy!
Logan: You're 5'10, don't have abs, your job only pays you $75,000 a year, and you only graduated with a bachelor's degree. Face it, girls aren't interested in you.
Jake: Shit bruh, bitches be crazy.
Logan: *Nods knowingly* bitches be crazy

by peoplerstupid January 15, 2019

Rule 35

Rule 35 states, if porn of it (whatever "it" is) cannot be found, then porn of it will be made.

See also: Rule 34

Damnation and ruination, I'll rule 35 it myself if I have to, but I'm working on commissions, so SOMEBODY TAKE THE BAIT!

by Emtu December 13, 2008

rule 3/4

Any grouping of instruments and genre that you can be conceived of does exist and has been preformed (and recorded).

A musical interpretation of rule 34.

rule 3/4 as preformed by Korn and their use of the bag pipe in "Chutes and Ladders", also Arcade Fire

by X_mathman March 2, 2011

Rule 002

If it goes down, it goes on Facebook.

A meme based off of disturbing pictures found on facebook. A motivational poster is created with the image and titled "Rule 002: If it goes down, it goes on Facebook"

by jakob002 May 26, 2011

Rules of Quidditch

When a TV show, movie or book needlessly repeats details from earlier episodes, usually to the annoyance of fans. The term originates from the Harry Potter book series, where the rules of the wizarding sport were painstakingly explained at the beginning of nearly every book.

"We can miss the first five minutes of 24, it's just Rules of Quidditch anyway."

by thaggas December 15, 2011

road rules

Another mistake that MTV aires to appease the losers that watch this crap.

Person 1: wanna watch some road rules?

Person 2: nah, I'd rather go help my grandpa wax his pubes.

by The Unsilent Majority July 13, 2003

bowerman rule

the law that says a man's hair can be no longer than his penis.

named after bill bowerman, who instituted the rule when he coached the university of oregon track team.

- cut your hair, hippie!
- piss off man: bowerman rule.

(or)

- looks like you need another haircut.
- aw man, i shaved it yesterday!
- sorry dude, bowerman rule.

by ocon April 8, 2007