cool raccoon

Deluded loser with terrible acne

Bob: hey, why is Petricia such a cool raccoon?

Tom: I don't know, she's probably Canadian

by JaruulVagina August 4, 2015

to raccoon

to steal one's idea or catch phrase

Tiffany: OMG Mary, Brittany raccooned Bertha's English project
Mary: Not going to lie, but I wanted to raccoon her project.
Tiffany: Same

by FatJackFlabSniff May 8, 2017

Rusty Raccoon

When indivisual licks a shit covered dildo that was tainted by 12 prostitutes.

"Let me get a rusty raccoon after school" said David.

by Lil Grindr May 9, 2018

aidan ricciardi

The G.O.A.T

I'm getting all the bitches today I feel like Aidan Ricciardi

by Ricci February 7, 2018

Dirty Rico

1) (n) A faux moustache; made up of little particles of your sexual partners feces. Similar in nature to the Dirty Sanchez, but the feces must be applied with the pinky.

2) (n) The name of a West Coast based glass blower.

1)
"I shouldn't check that wound, because I just finished giving Jim a messy dirty Rico."

2)
"This Dirty Rico hits flammmmeee bruhh."

by Metroflexible June 6, 2018

Uncle rico

That one guy who takes forever at something

Kid1 (finished test)
Uncle Rico (still writing name and date)

by That one guy who hates the dod November 17, 2018

Russian raccoon

Where you beat your balls on your girlfriend throw her in the mud and ejaculate all over her face while she's covered in mud.

Jimmy was playing fortnite and his girlfriend was bothering him so he gave her a Russian raccoon to shut her up.

by Ghost and pringles December 2, 2018