Red Ring of Death

Microsofts secret code that tells you to buy a PS3 or Wii.

Hey bro how many 360s have you had?
Bro:16.My most recent one's disk drive died.
Me:How many got the Red Ring of Death?
Bro:8
Me:Time to buy a Ps3.
Bro:I hate Sony.
Me:But Sony Roxzorz youre soxzorz!

Red Ring of Death by AntiRedRings March 20, 2008

monkey ring 

when you rub the outer area of your partners butthole with your knuckle.

Last night I gave Lena a monkey ring until she shit on my knuckle.

monkey ring by bigsexy.inc May 3, 2018

Purity Ring

A pretty silver ring symbolizing a pledge to stay a virgin until marriage that Christian teenagers wear while they're having underage, premarital sex anyway.

I lost my purity ring while I was fucking the pastor's daughter/son.

Purity Ring by humblesalve March 2, 2009

middle finger ring

The middle finger is where you put a ring that you don't want to be affiliated with anything.
People wear them to look fly while flipping people off.
If it's black it's a symbol of asexuality.
It has archaic symbolism with Saturn.
It has nothing to do with homosexuality. Gays wear rings on their thumbs for oil checks.

Person 1: "Why are they wearing a middle finger ring?"
Person 2:"I don't know Brenda, why don't you fucking ask them?"

middle finger ring by ItsBubsBud September 4, 2019

Thumb ring 

Worn by men and women . For fashionable purposes.

"I like your new thumb ring ! "

"Thanks , doesn't it look good"

Thumb ring by Beautyass February 21, 2019

sting ring

burning sphincter from too much pooping or sweating or not enough wiping

Man, I've got sting ring.

sting ring by wobblepop June 27, 2008

Muck Ring Licking Felcher (MRLF)

A muck ring is the ring of shit that forms around a penis during anal sex. A Felcher is one who felches. Therefore an MRLF is someone that felches and licks the muck ring off of penises

He's an Muck Ring Licking Felcher (MRLF)

Muck Ring Licking Felcher (MRLF) by torrK October 14, 2008