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Perchancé

Hala ohh naa baya Perchancé hehe
by Yotohime December 28, 2022
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Porch kitty

That’s not a indoor cat, that’s the neighborhood porch kitty.
by Autz.b January 25, 2023
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Porch Fishing

Noun:

The act of placing a fake package, or "bait box" on a porch or driveway to entice a "porch pirate", aka mail thief, into stealing it. It usually contains something unpleasant such as pet feces or dirty dirty socks. Some people on YouTube have gone more elaborate and built glitter flinging devices or packages connected to shot shell primers to scare the thief. And some just put something in the package to waste the thief's time.
"I used to have a bad case of porch pirates until my neighborhood started porch fishing. After that it cleared right up. Thanks porchfishing.org!"

"Going Porch Fishing? Don't forget to buy some shit at PorchFishing.org'
by @pdxTurdHunter March 23, 2023
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parchour

Used to make fun of someone for thinking they're doing parkour,
mispelling parkour on purpose.
I jumped over a 4-inch waterpit.
They call me the parchour god.
by KukSuger992 March 30, 2023
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_parchmentsquid_

_parchmentsquid_ is a very cool and gay splattoker that loves the word "ballz", as they say it with a "Z" instead of a "S".
Wow, _parchmentsquid_ really likes ballz huh?
by _ParchmentSquid_ April 24, 2023
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Porch Eater

A wild gorilla on the porch with a stacked bucket of KFC and Hennessy and lots of unwrapped blunts and drug balloons in his mouth while he’s using the NiggerBuck on the ice cream man
Hey that porch eater is going to blow my porch up
by NiggaBuck93 July 31, 2023
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Porch swing angel

A chick who digs anal.
Margaret let me do her up the ass last night. She really loved it. She is a true porch swing angel.
by ImD-licious May 30, 2023
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