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promo wanker

A promo wanker is an annoying skid mark from the underpants of society who will stop at nothing to get people to attend their nightclub's event. Usually a seedy male or a slutty female. They are the epitome of low and will not believe that their job is not a real one.
Oh I've got 23 notifications on facebook.

Wow. They are all invites. I Hate promo wankers!!
by Cockney46 April 22, 2014
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promo box

A "promo box" is a retro style rectangular tin (metal) lunch box. Also referred to as a carry all.

Makell Bird, founder of ADED.US Music Distribution, took the idea of an old school kid's lunch box –– which was popular amongst kids in the 1960s, 1970s, and 1980s –– and rebranded it as a way to carry around a musicians's personal belongings.

The following items are items you would usually see in a "promo box":
cell phone, smart phone, wallet, plastic cards like credit cards, business cards, promotional stickers, cd's, dvd discs, lighters, weed, guitar picks, batteries, charger cables, small cameras....

The whole point behind the "promo box" is to turn any person (in this case, someone in the music business) into a traveling salesman. A "promo box" allows the carrier to distribute and promote his person and/or business material all over town. It serves as a smaller version of a suitcase and it also makes a wonderful appendage so that you don't have to carry all these items in your wallet or a backpack.

Thanks to it's shape, you can also put promotional stickers all over it like you would do to a laptop or car window.
This dude just gave me a free CD and some business cards out of his promo box.
by maktown September 13, 2014
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promadeen

poo that is painful
Gosh darn it, that promadeen just ripped open my anus!!!
by promadeen September 19, 2014
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Promstitution

When you pay someone to go to prom with you
I got arrested last week for promstitution...I paid a man to go to prom with me...turns out the man was a cop
by Kuraful September 14, 2015
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promercy

Promercy is a very talented rapper with a high lyrical intellect and is most famous for his songs TO FAR FROM HOME CUP RUNNENTH OVER AND TRAILS AND TRIBULATIONS
that promercy is amazing alot of rappers could learn from him
by promercys stan December 19, 2015
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Promasticating

Chewing a decision over without committing to an outcome.
Bill was promasticating over what to have for lunch.
by J_ro__ September 14, 2016
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promotar

1) Someone who promotes events but doesn't know how to spell.

2) Someone who shits their pants often.
From what im reading he is king in the area at shitting his pants and booking shows; other local promotars wish they do 10% of the shifting themselves that he does.
by angrymofo1 November 17, 2016
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