A Steve Job Pro

Similar to that of A Steve Job. A Steve Job Pro is the act of violently slamming your Macbook Pro shut on your cock mid-climax.

Guy: "Dude, my MacBook pro won't open anymore wtf?"
Dude: "It's probably because you keeping giving yourself a Steve Job Pro"

by aRTICRUS March 28, 2019

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pro L337

it is defined as being a cross between a pro and an L337 player at CS

I just got pwn3d by that pro L337 player The_Saslmon_Mousse

by The_Salmon_Mousse February 16, 2005

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pro pic diss

when someone makes their profile picture on facebook/myspace a picture with you people where they look good but you look bad

Oh! i got a notification from Jenna saying she tagged me in her profile picture! let me check it out... OH NO i got totally pro pic dissed i look awful in this but jenna looks great.

by jaenella January 8, 2010

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One of the best camera phone in the universe! With the photography pioneer, The Leica Quad System accommodates your photography to help see the world in its entirety. This unmatched super camera system includes a SuperZoom Lens, a 40 MP Super Sensing Camera, a 20 MP Ultra Wide Angle Lens, and a HUAWEI TOF Camera, giving you the freedom to capture your incredible moments! Plus 50x zoom!

superstudi45: Bruh....I need to find a phone that's really kick ass cool!} Something that's better than Nikon!
broception_15: Dude....buy thefrickin' Huawei P30 Pro, the best phone in the whole damn universe!
superstudi45: Isn't that the phone you have?
broception_15: Hell yea, it is? Check out my photos!
superstudi45: daaaaaaaaaaaamn! Das guud!

by broception_15 May 22, 2019

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