Splash pool

/splaʃpu l/

an artificial pool for partying in.

"When the beat drops at a pool party it becomes a splash pool."

by Matt Windle poet February 24, 2021

Noodle pool

A gay porn featuring all straight men who are not allowed to take viagra or have their women get them hard.

I rented 'noodle pool' last night and expected to see some hard core gay porn. Instead, I watched 30 straight men stand around in a pool and be embarrassed because they were flaccid. FML.

by Liza M. June 9, 2010

swimming in a pool of his own piss

Wallowing in a situation that you created and could easily get yourself out of while also trying to make others miserable to make yourself feel better (trying to drag them into the pool as well).

Sam: Have you talked to Rick recently?
Tom: Not really, he's been even more of a jerk since his girlfriend broke up with him. Every time I try, he just makes me feel bad about something. I know he's upset, but he's just trying to make me feel to feel better about himself.
Sam: Sounds like he's swimming in a pool of his own piss and trying to drag you in.

by pebisibepis April 6, 2023

Removed from the Gene Pool

Generally used to poke fun at people who did completely idiotic things leading to their deaths

Thank god that grandma who brought a whole shopping cart onto the escalator was removed from the Gene Pool.

by whoa220 November 15, 2022

Shooting pool

When two men stand facing a third man and while holding hands jerk off the third man while making eye contact with him.

Hey Jarrett, Brandon and I are going shooting pool with ryan at his place.

by Dief30 October 16, 2022

toss him in the pool

2 people taking hold of a boy's legs and arms and carrying him to a pool. Then, the 2 people swing him by his arms and legs, and throwing him in the pool.

Toss him in the pool
Okay, let's get him
No!!!! I am not down with this

by Tickle King December 19, 2013

Dirty Pool

When 2 penises are double penetrating a woman, and the bottom penis slips out. Then as he tries to re-enter, he instead pushes the testicle of the guy on top into her anus.

“Ouch, Chad. Watch what you’re doing down there. Don’t go playing dirty pool.”

by AllahuDripbar September 18, 2022