Phantom Tax

Derived/misheard from the internet slang term “Fanum Tax,” Phantom Tax is a friendly act of taking another’s items for a short time, essentially borrowing the item(s) without consent or stealing.

“Man, f*** your Phantom Tax bro. I was gonna eat that!”

by Man000000 April 27, 2025

Phantom gay

Appearing in certain places the be gay, but outside of those places they are not.

Going to a function, such as a party..."John and Joe became phantom gay and surprised everyone by getting on the bar and pulling their pants down wearing women's thongs dancing in front of the crowd while smacking each other's ass!"

by TaraHaspel4 June 24, 2015

Phantom Watch Syndrome

The feeling of wearing a watch despite not actually wearing it, this can come from being used to wearing watches. Not harmful in the slightest, just weird.

Ayo I feel something on my wrist?
There’s nothing there.
Ah, Phantom Watch Syndrome.
Jimmy I told you to stop using retarded definitions on urban dictionary.

by Keklord Supreme December 27, 2022

Phantom key

Keyoftimes shadow

"we must stop phantom key"

by Evil key November 6, 2018

Phantom Pain

Like when you watch something that looks painful, probably like a dude getting kicking at the balls or those weird ass sex toys that guys put inside their penis, like who the fuck does that?

And you somewhat feel the pain yet you physically don't.

*someone gets kicked in the balls*
Yestin: Oh jesus christ, that's gotta hurt!
Marc: Yeah, that gave me Phantom Pain

by Bread God December 14, 2020

phantom incest

when you say you love someone like a brother or sister but still want to fuck them

sometimes i start to feel phantom incest when hanging out with my best friend for multiple hours

by evesdropper April 6, 2017

phantom reading

When you’ve read an entire book but can’t remember a single thing that it said.

In school I was phantom reading.

by Kanonymous123 May 12, 2018