penis window shopping

the act of going to an art gallery or museum and checking out all the penises on the paintings/sculptures

I'm going to the Museum of Fine Arts this weekend to do a little penis window shopping. You want to come with?

by peniswindowshopper March 13, 2010

Penis Crush

When someone has a crush on a guy's penis. The person most likely only likes the guy because of his penis size or what he can do in the bedroom. Although, a penis crush can turn into something more.

I have a major penis crush on Brett.

I dont really like Tom, I just have a penis crush on him.

by simmadana February 28, 2011

penis failure

an example of vandalism to Wikipedia.

On June 22, 2008, George Carlin passed away due to penis failure.

by VarietyPerson November 28, 2011

penis guitar

When someone takes out their penis and pretends to play it as though they were playing a guitar.

"I planned on going to bed yesterday, but my roommate was penis guitaring in our room, so I went and cried in the bathroom."

by Hieu Jass November 14, 2013

penis warmer

A nice warm cozy safe place for your member usually a vagina or tube sock.

My penis was cold and lonely so it found a home in penis warmer between a barstool queen's thighs.

by Carri Leche March 4, 2014

Penis Bag

A game that has been historically played at music festivals since the late 70s. It involves whack-offs, catamarans and gobblers.

Anyone for a game of Penis Bag?

by Got The Gobbler August 15, 2014

Penis patcher

A penis patcher is someone who loves penises that much that if it was possible they would make a patch work quilt out of penises.

Hey Sam! You penis patcher!

by rebeccabeck'ed September 28, 2014