Perf

A shortening of the word "Perfect" used in conversations by douche bags who feel their time is too valuable to just pronounce the word in it's entirety.

Tri Delt A - "We're going to pick up the boys around 7, take pictures, and head to the fratty fridays party from there."
Tri Delt B - "Perf!"

by BigTex75025 September 18, 2009

perfection

Perfection is a state of mind. One must be ignorant to the hidden flaws for something to be perfect, for in this universe, there is no room for perfection...and yet it is all around us.

the more you think about it the more you realize how true it is, this is what perfection is

by JordansInsanity July 25, 2009

The Perfect Arse

A 30 degree concave chunk of fine-ised smooth warm flesh.

La derrier perfect!

by Big Dave (Yeah Go on MUG ME) February 25, 2004

Perfect Game

When your having perfect doggystyle sex with a hot-ass beezy. You give her 27 pumps of perfection; same number of batters a pitcher must face to get a perfect game. After the 27th pump, you pull out, if your wearing a condom, take it off, if not don't worry, and blow your load straight into the air, allowing it to get hangtime before landing on the girl's back.

I gave Mrs. Abbott a Perfect Game!

by Pvt. Twitchy May 12, 2007

Perfection

1)uninterpreted reality.

2) any concept the human mind can not comprehend.

unconsciousness, infinity, and nothing are examples of perfection.

by thinking man's prophet November 27, 2010

perfect balance

Perfectly balanced both sides of all aspects of life. In Internet it is mostly used to describe when the number of likes and dislikes on any content are equal.

"Perfect balance, as all things should be." - Thanos

by Frenrix December 7, 2020

The perfect stranger

It's much like the stranger technique but more advanced. When performing the stranger, one sits on their hand until it falls asleep then "rubs one out" so it feels like someone else giving you a handjob. Using this technique one lays on their stomach until their genitals fall asleep then "rubs one out" to simulate giving someone else a handjob.

Cromer had never had the perfect stranger but once he tried it, he agreed that it really was like giving some else a handjob.

by Crommer the gap toothed pirate October 22, 2016