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Disappearing Penguin

When you fuck a girl with a condom on, then after you burst your nut you flick it in the girls eyes than quickly run away. Thus, the disappearing penguin.
Girl: He pulled the disappearing penguin on me last night!

Girl2: Well i guess your pretty ugly....
by Yuekaday April 11, 2011
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Penguin Sled

Push down somebody down the stairs and use her/him as a sled
Y’all I used my brother as a Penguin Sled
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Shitty Penguin

When you have to shit so bad you waddle like a penguin to keep your cheeks clenched to prevent shitting yourself
If you had some bad Taco Bell that isn't sitting right and you do everything in your power to keep from ruining your nice pair of jeans you might wanna try the Shitty Penguin to the mud shack
by ByeFelicia6969 November 2, 2018
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taylor penguins

the penguin of the night that everyone hates and loves
I hate Taylor Penguins, but damn she's hilarious
by heh ehhe December 31, 2012
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Parking Penguin

Molly is Celina 52’s newest parking penguin, weighing in at 294 lbs.
by Mega Hemroids March 17, 2024
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Penguin

when your dick is almost straight up in a erection.
Dude1 damn he got da penguin
Dude2 that penguin rivals mt everest
by Sir of Steel February 8, 2020
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club penguin

is kil
by pippineleanorthesequel January 31, 2020
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