Park your pooper

The act of sitting down on chair or other sittable object.

Aup mate, grab a beer and park your pooper.

by Oriblem December 24, 2017

Parker

The perfect boyfriend. They'll act socially awkward when you first meet, but is a great guy once you get to know them. Probably plays guitar. They'll listen to all your problems and is a great friend. If you're lucky enough to be dating one, they'll feel like both a boyfriend and a bro. Probably likes that one thicc girl who's their best friend's childhood friend. They like social interaction but they're also complete loners. They're usually attracted to short brunettes with self-confidence issues. Parkers will love and care for you. They usually don't make the first move for fear of rejection. Will text back within 0.02 seconds if they're not currently occupied. A bit clingy, but in a cute way. But when a Parker falls in love, they fall HARD. Never let a Parker go. You'll never get this lucky again in your entire life.

Girl 1: So I heard that you were dating a really nice guy. He totally sounds like a Parker!
Girl 2: OMG how did you know?!?!?

by Noivern67 June 5, 2018

parker county calamari

Named after the time honored tradition in parker county Texas of deep frying the recently circumcised fore skin of a new born in combination with the 5 secret herbs and spices commonly found in parker county cuisine...

...here's a hint, one is piss soaked dirt dried out in a meth lab...

*Read in Parker county accent* You take yer foreskins and throw'em in yer deep fryers?

“They have a Jewish center out in Weatherford?”
“Yeah, I heard the even serve up Parker county Calamari!”

“What’s that?”
“Next time there is a bris ask them.”

Or...“You hear about Mr. And Mrs. McGillicutty? They just had a baby boy. They circumcised the little fella and made themselves some Parker county calamari. Mmm mmmm, bitch!”

“Have you heard the new fad going around in Weatherford? Instead of eating placenta people are making parker county calamari!"

by baby belly buttons November 12, 2018

Parkcrest middle school

A school full of dick riders, hating ass hoes , and wanna be hoes

I hate Parkcrest middle school

by Mrs jj March 27, 2019

parker middle school

Parker Middle School is another word for the HELL. Students of this school enjoy vaping in the bathrooms and harassing others. A lot of the teachers are evil and do not like children. If you are looking for some thots this school would be the place to go.

She said, “jeez that place is a real Parker Middle school, I thought I would die of boredom.”

by Youngazn March 19, 2019

Park Jimin

Park Jimin is the name which is owned by the most beautiful, warm-hearted, and perfect human being on this planet. His hands are perfectly tiny and he likes to wear a bunch of rings on his short fingers, his lips are evenly plump, his eyes are pretty and innocent. The shape of his face is slightly round but his jawline could cut a bitch. The beautiful, unique, clear voice of his can give goosebumps all the way through a spine or put a baby to sleep. This man is tiny and his huge heart barely fits into his chest. His one upper front teeth is slightly crooked which is adorable, his smile cures my depression and when he laughs his small eyes disappear. He watches cute animal videos if he is sad and loves pets. In conclusion; Jimin is the absolute definition of perfect from inside and out.

Taehyung: Omg look at that adorable kid feeding the homeless cat!

Jungkook: Wow, that’s such a Park Jimin thing to do.

by Milkieee June 27, 2019

parker

he is a beaver looking bubbly buck teeth cracker

damn parker really looks like a hamster

by zephlover123 November 21, 2019