Parker

a Parker tends to be very extroverted, but they're funny af and you can count on them to break the ice in awkward situations. they might be a bit of a twitter addict and bc of this they can be very opinionated on some things, but that just makes them a good debate partner too! they make a good romantic partner too, though behind their charisma they can be very insecure and worry a lot, so they need a lot of reassurance. overall a Parker is pretty great and you can trust them to be a good friend.

"dude they're such a parker!"
"yeah, ikr, we need to invite him to our next party"

by honeymuffinkid January 5, 2021

peter parker's boi

When you try to masturbate, but you loose the urge due to the presence of a spider in the same general area as you.

"I was tryna masturbate but Peter Parker's Boi kept ruining the mood."

by BRUHMAGEDDON August 26, 2019

Parker

A crackhead

That’s Parker he’s my friend

by Idkandidc November 27, 2019

Marie Parker

Someone who goes by the name of Marie Parker is a talented girl. Often outstandingly beautiful but does not realize it. A great friend. She'll always be there for you. But don't piss her off. It's hard to regain her trust. All-in-all an amazing woman.

Friend: Hey do you know her
Me: Yeah, that's Marie Parker
Friend: She's really pretty
Me: And a great friend

by TriggerCrazie9 November 13, 2017

parkered

To consume an abhorrent amount of food or any other resources with little to no regard for the well-being of yourself and others around you.

“Someone parkered all the cookies in the hotel lobby, so I cancelled my reservation.”
“He parkered all his phone data in the first two days. We shouldn’t have given him a phone…”

by Daroobee October 15, 2022

Parker French

He is omega hot 🥵 makes my mouth water on a daily basis. Makes the bed fun but also wet, sometimes it’s annoying. He is a player and always looks down at the right moment.🥵 what a bae!! I would def rate 10/10.

This is so Parker French.

by Parker French May 18, 2019

Parker

The guy in class who doesn’t pay attention and makes it everyone’s problem. Also probably racist, sexist, homophobic, transphobic, ableist, or all of the above.

Person A: who the hell is making animal sounds in class?
Person B: that’s just Parker

by The Possum of Wisdom November 10, 2022