Ben Parker is a teacher is a Science teacher at John Warner. I dont have him, but my friend does, who I feel truly sorry for. Apparently his hands are so hairy, he had to shave them. He barely exceeds 5ft, and is classified as a rodent
by abcdefghijklmnooqrstuvwxyz March 26, 2019
Get the Ben Parkermug. by anonymous September 14, 2020
Get the Parkermug. by ieatchocolatesauce May 25, 2023
Get the Parker Flastermug. A kind and loving giraffe. He is very nice to his girlfriend and he will only and commonly date girls named things such as Harlow or They have a strong bond that will not be broken by girls named things such as Victoria. He is very tall, athletic, funny, compassionate, caring, and kind. He gives the best hugs and is great at making you feel safe. He often plays sports such as basketball, football, soccer, or even track. He also will often play an instrument which will possibly be a trumpet or guitar.
Person 1: "Have you seen Parker?"
Person 2: "Yeah, he is like a giraffe."
Person 1: "And he plays the trumpet too!"
Person 2: "OMG, really!? I'm gonna go talk to him!"
Person 2: "Yeah, he is like a giraffe."
Person 1: "And he plays the trumpet too!"
Person 2: "OMG, really!? I'm gonna go talk to him!"
by NIUBCFtwrxdtcfyvgubhinjomSZXRD June 1, 2022
Get the Parkermug. by Theurbanscholar June 2, 2016
Get the Peter Parkermug. by ooohhhhhhhhhyeah69 December 11, 2018
Get the Parkermug. Parker is a guy who comes across as being charismatic, kind, respectful & honest. Over time you discover the man behind the mask. He will impress you, put you first, give you with compliments and praise – but always has a motive. He has to be needed and have others depend on him. He'll do everything in his power to ensure that you rely on him. Even if it comes to ostracizing you from your family & friends. He'll convince you that everyone else is out to get you and that he's the only one you can trust.
He seems confident, but in reality is insecure and has a low self-esteem. But he also has an exaggerated sense of pride and self-importance. He believes he's destined for greatness. To receive validation, he's not above lying about his accomplishments. He feels justified in doing so. He never feels that anything is his fault – it's always someone else's fault. He is selfish and loves being the center of attention. When he is not being pampered, cared for, or if the spotlight is on someone else, he throws tantrums. He is envious, suspicious of others, arrogant, a pathological liar, unable to experience empathy, and feels superior to others. He reacts to criticism (about his behaviour) with denial, asserting his innocence while demonstrating no sympathy or remorse.
He will take and destroy everything and everyone you love. He will gaslight you until the cows come home. Avoid him at all costs.
He seems confident, but in reality is insecure and has a low self-esteem. But he also has an exaggerated sense of pride and self-importance. He believes he's destined for greatness. To receive validation, he's not above lying about his accomplishments. He feels justified in doing so. He never feels that anything is his fault – it's always someone else's fault. He is selfish and loves being the center of attention. When he is not being pampered, cared for, or if the spotlight is on someone else, he throws tantrums. He is envious, suspicious of others, arrogant, a pathological liar, unable to experience empathy, and feels superior to others. He reacts to criticism (about his behaviour) with denial, asserting his innocence while demonstrating no sympathy or remorse.
He will take and destroy everything and everyone you love. He will gaslight you until the cows come home. Avoid him at all costs.
Jennifer: Parker is the best! He never lets me pay for dinner. He is so kind and respectful. The perfect boyfriend.
Ray: Don't date him! He's arrogant, selfish, and incapable of thinking of anyone other than himself. He'll show his true colours soon enough.
Ray: Don't date him! He's arrogant, selfish, and incapable of thinking of anyone other than himself. He'll show his true colours soon enough.
by Ginnybear2000 December 18, 2018
Get the Parkermug.