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Parker Phillips

An alcoholic beverage consisting of Vodka, Red Bull, and an orange twist.
Customer: “I’ll take a Parker Phillips
Bartender: “What the fuck is that?”
by Yoyoyojohn May 30, 2022
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Parker

A kind and loving giraffe. He is very nice to his girlfriend and he will only and commonly date girls named things such as Harlow or They have a strong bond that will not be broken by girls named things such as Victoria. He is very tall, athletic, funny, compassionate, caring, and kind. He gives the best hugs and is great at making you feel safe. He often plays sports such as basketball, football, soccer, or even track. He also will often play an instrument which will possibly be a trumpet or guitar.
Person 1: "Have you seen Parker?"
Person 2: "Yeah, he is like a giraffe."
Person 1: "And he plays the trumpet too!"
Person 2: "OMG, really!? I'm gonna go talk to him!"
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A name meaning "keeper of land." Most likely the only one in your friend group with a crush on Legolas from Lord of the Rings that can actually justify himself, everyone else just says "haha hot elf". Not a person to be taken lightly, he WILL break your kneecaps if you mess with him.
I can't watch movies with Parker anymore, all he wants to talk about is the hot men.
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Parker is a peter
by Kitoru June 10, 2022
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Nutter butter sugar plum squid won meatballer gf od yeonjun beomgyu ni-ki sunoo
Person: whos parker
boemgu: my gf
by therealnutterbutter27 June 11, 2022
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parkerphobic

Being mean or discriminating against anyone named Parker
“No, Parker” Hey thats pretty parkerphobic
by ur.mom2000 June 29, 2022
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He’s amazing and he’s everything you want in a guy but he will send you on a rollercoaster of emotions and in the end everything will work out:)
girl: Parkers so hot
girl2: that’s — bf
girl: dang
by luvCl0ver July 1, 2022
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