rim o clock

the time of day when everyone gets free rim jobs

Dale be at the library for rim o clock

by DaleTheTrapSnail December 29, 2015

rearrange your clock

When my Grandma Sharon kicks your ass.

If you don't knock that shit off I'm going to rearrange your clock.

by Watson00 March 8, 2016

against the clock

to do something quickly befor deadline

-dude, you look so tired!

-Last week i was working against the clock to make my report before an appointment time.

by Dino Griffin November 17, 2016

Military Alarm Clock

Walking into someone's room while they're sleeping with a frying pan in one hand and a wooden spoon in the other hand and proceeding to bang them together whilst inside the room.

#1: Hey bro you look tired.
#2: Yeah. My sister gave me a military alarm clock this morning.

by bossofpiza November 22, 2016

Clock Spider

An outdated meme that has somehow begun trending again for no discernable reason.

John: Yo, why the hell did Pepe become such a hit again? It died like three years ago.
Jason: Yeah, it's such a Clock Spider, dude.

by CallousedCalcium December 12, 2016

Clock

Big piece of big fat clock hanging on your wall if ur reading this ur a fucking vegetable. Also I fucking hate retards.

Gabi is a fucking vegetable... clock

by Veggieman101 November 14, 2018

cock clock

How much time passes between the beginning of intercourse and orgasm for a man.

My cock clock is usually about five minutes.

by Ereck Flowers November 20, 2018