hit and shit

Simultaneously taking a huge dump and ripping a bong to achieve maximum satisfaction while saving time

Todd: Dude hurry up we're gonna be late for the Sublime concert
Barry: Hold on bro I'll kill two birds with one stone and do a hit and shit

by ratbastian June 21, 2018

hits of ass

Austrailian slang for a dosage of meth.

Police recently busted a drug ring smuggling 1,000 hits of ass in bra inserts.

by LepidopteraLady September 12, 2016

bug hit

When you proceed to capture a bug inside of a piece, or water bottle as the bug hit was invented, and smoke the bug's mind out, and hit the piece after a sufficient period of time for the bug to become wacked out of its little insect brain

"Dude, are you seriously doing that"
-Cameron to Maurer after he inhaled the smoke from the fly's water bottle prison, hence creating the bug hit

by maurer May 2, 2006

pinch hit

To temporarily replace someone; substitute; fill-in

Brady came down with the sniffles and couldn't come into work at the radio station, so Frankie was asked to pinch hit for Brady's shift.

by radioguy123 April 13, 2017

Joe Hit

Joe Hit is when you are out with friends and your all broke, as all of your friends share that last cigrette, the last one to get the butt end is refeered to as the joe hit, (that very last hard to smoke drag.)

Ally, kc, chase and arron are all standing around. When everyone has shared that cigrette. kc turns to arron and with a bit of scarasim hands it off and says " sorry arron you get the joe hit" turning away, with a little laughter from the rest of the group

by Chillin Out May 13, 2008

Hit the yard

To hit the yard means to fight in the front yard of one's house

You two need to just hit the yard already

by Urban psycho July 24, 2016

Hit Right

/noun/ Hittin it so hard and often you make her booty grow.

Girl: I think my butt's getting big.

Guy: That's cuz I've been giving you that hit right every night.

by Psoodonim September 7, 2017