Female Crush Friday

Abbreviation more commonly used on the social site instagram as F.emale C.rush F.riday created as a response for MCM (m.en c.rush m.onday)
Today, my Female Crush Friday or FCF is Rihanna
by JVDAGOD June 28, 2019
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Friday 13th 2035

"Trump was shot in the head by a mental person on Friday 13th 2035 after signing a bill allowing mentally disturbed people to buy guns."
by Jk's bunny teeth October 15, 2019
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Funki Monki Friday

The greatest holiday, every friday. PRAISE THE MONKI!
"ITS FUNKI MONKI FRIDAY!!!" - Me
by Rich Rapper Man From China January 15, 2021
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Double Whammy Friday

Double Whammy Friday is an unofficial internet observance that occurs when two unofficial holidays align together.

1) Free Use Friday (falls 11th to 14th of October) depending on year

2) 14th of October

When Free Use Friday happens to fall on the 14th of October (this happens roughly every couple years or so) then two things are fair game.

1) A couple must engage in sex whenever even just one member asks for Sex

2) you text your crush you like them, and if they like you back you must go on a date with them.

Both of these are allowed on Double Whammy Friday. However because of how the calendar works, the day alignment falls only every 5 years or so and thus it does not occur every year.
Friend 1: Bro, apparently this year there is going to be a Double Whammy Friday, because the calendar checks out

Friend 2: Yo bro nice, you should ask your crush out then.
by davidmilldurger April 01, 2023
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Free Fondle Friday

Any Friday observed as a day in which guys and girls are voluntarily free to fondle each other. Hence the name. Typically exercised as shouting "Free Fondle Friday!" before groping your selected target.

-Girls' breasts and asses are free game
-Guys' junk and asses are free game
-Anyone is free to decline
Dude: "Man that chick has huge tits, I can't wait until Free Fondle Friday!"

Chick 1: "I hear that guy is seriously packing!"
Chick 2: "I bet we'll find out this Friday!"
by Jergin von HYD July 05, 2012
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friday night cranks

Epic prank call web show that comes on stickam every friday from 7-11(est) Funny shit.
I almost peed myself watching friday night cranks
by xxchelseakayxx January 28, 2009
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Happy Naked Friday

Text sent out on Friday to remind all to celebrate life, love, music and humanity (naked, of course), in a non-materialistic appreciation of our naked assets, talents and dreams. As thousands would concur, started by musical genius over 20 years ago (this site will not let me mention the name of, yet, pending clarification of celebrity status). Now trending across the world and in urban cities throughout the US. Innocent and non-sexual, respectfully submitted, flirtatious gesture. To let your dreads down, so to speak, in a way that let's someone know you appreciate them for who they are, minus all the "stuff" that they carry around with or on them. "Happy Naked Friday" everyone!
Danno: Happy Naked Friday!
Jacq: Thanks babe!
Danno: Where are your Pants at?
Jacq: Sleeping in the laundry basket. Are you playing tonight?
Danno: Yep. AtFirstAve

Jacq: See you there! Love ya!
by SupaJacq February 20, 2015
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