Stain

1. a pigment of any color ruining a shirt that you liked, and you’re mom refuses to buy you a new one.

2. To steal someone’s property in an orderly fashion

1 Yo wtf ! Ma I gotta stain on my brand new retros!!

2 Lmfao I stained his charger

by leansaltine November 28, 2017

Hittin A stain

The act of an individual eating ass, retaining a shit stain on their forehead.

Friends; " tefik you disappeared after we all left the club last night, what happened ? "

Tefik; " oh you know, was just hittin a stain"

by Hit it or quit it December 4, 2017

Cum stain

Yum yum

Oi oi can I eat some cum stain with ye

by Frickman December 5, 2017

abbott-stain

When one runs from the chamber to avoid a vote on an important issue.

see: abstain
see: Australian EX Prime Minister
see: Marriage Equality

The man was such a chicken - bitched about the entire process then coudlnt event vote cos he didn't want to be on the wrong side of history so he Abbott-stained.

by RoccosModernStrife December 8, 2017

biblical stain

a semen stain left by a nocturnal emission or ejaculation

I was cleaning Jimmy's room yesterday and I found a biblical stain on his bed.

by agressive_hobbit172 February 23, 2018

Smear Stain

A certain person or object that fits the criteria of both Smear and Stain.

As my eyes opened on a crisp an sunny winter day, I hoisted my legs out of bed and reached out for my jelly shoes which seemed an eternity away. I then proceeded to dress myself with a sparkly orange t-shirt and a pair of stripped trousers, I grabbed my hat and shoved it over my scalp to cover my tragic haircut. I then turned the knob and walked downstairs into the kitchen, when i had reached to kitchen I was shocked to find a lack of cereal. I am a huge fan of muesli and especially enjoy the muesli they sell in co-op as it has a nice crunch to it . Sadly all we had in the house was Crunchy Nut, to add to my misery in addition to not having muesli we had no semi skimmed milk only soya milk which is not refreshing and tastes a bit like a Smear Stain.

by DoctorPeterFile May 9, 2018

Hoe Stain

Something you call ye hoe. Or a fuckin asshole!!

Why you being such a dick u hoe stain.

by Juan Smith, stealy ye bitch. March 9, 2018