nerd line

A crease in your stomach that develops from sitting down at the computer constantly

"Paul is hot and sexy, but he has a major nerd line"

by Torage June 22, 2008

couch nerd

Anyone over the age of 15 who's only ambition in life is to play video games. Especially online, muliplayer, games like HALO and Black ops.

"My brother and his friend's are such couch nerds!" The only time they stop playing Black ops is to go to the bathroom or to get more Cheetos.

by Powr Botm 217 February 18, 2013

nerd scurvy

Another name for Vitamin D deficiency. Comes from computer nerds not getting enough sunlight.

He's been at his computer for months without sunlight and it is affecting his health. Must be Nerd Scurvy.

by NerdScurvy March 12, 2014

vintage nerd

A Vintage Nerd is an old school nerd predating video games and computers.

Mom "I'm a nerd". Son "You're not a nerd, you don't know anything about video games or computers". Mom "that's because I'm a vintage nerd, I've been a nerd long before video games and computers."

by SunnyKitten March 18, 2015

Nerd-Picking

The same as Nit-Picking but what nerds do with beloved franchise sequels/prequels.

"Han shot first! Greedo never fired! And he missed from two feet away!"
"Dude you're nerd-picking!"

by aobcd8663 May 27, 2015

nerd rain

The phenomenon where a significant population of nerds begin sweating at a conference with an intensity so strong that the heat from the room evaporates the nerdy sweat and condensates the abominable liquid at the roof of the conference, resulting in a roof showering the conference goers with an odoriferous acid rain.

Comic con is not liable for diseases contracted from nerd rain during this session.

by jdole4u April 18, 2018

Nerd School

A college which primarily concentrates on teaching science, technology, engineering, and math. Noted for their high acceptance standards, high fail-out and drop-out rates, dearth of female students, and copious consumption of alcohol by students (and professors).

A good indicator of a nerd school is that its name includes the word "Tech". For example: Georgia Tech, Virginia Tech, Cal Tech, Rensselaer PolyTECHnic, Worcester PolyTECHnic, Massachusetts Institute of TECHnology.

If you haven't been to college and are wondering what life would be like at a nerd school, watch the movie "Real Genius".

Jim: I didn't get a single date in my whole first year of college.
Dave: Of course you didn't, you went to a total nerd school!

by tomkat_nj July 23, 2017