by Anonymous June 24, 2003
by xbraidx October 13, 2007
by BeMo February 11, 2008
Someone you don't like, or are disgusted by. May infect you with the hairy nipple virus. Most often a fat female. WIll try to rape you while you're asleep. All limbs that come in contact with this person MUST be amputated. Italian males are particularly susceptible to contract this disease and have the worst immunity.
Someone you avoid at ALL costs.
Someone you avoid at ALL costs.
"I saw "Hairy Nipples" the other day.."
"Shit! Did she infect you?"
"It's Hairy Nipples!!!"
"Don't hide behind me, where am I supposed
"Shit! Did she infect you?"
"It's Hairy Nipples!!!"
"Don't hide behind me, where am I supposed
by wealouche November 11, 2010
the location of a nipple is discovered on a shirted person by another unfamiliar with their boobs. An asexual game for the bored and loving.
but do you remember that time we were in mocha playing find the nipple and we terrorised suzie? You can call me suzie if it makes you happy
by the boom ting June 09, 2005
by KimBaLi February 03, 2004
Evidence of domestication throughout Turkey circa 9500 bc led to a traditional incorporation of this versatile legume into middle eastern culture as a culinary staple.
Owing to its obvious physical appearance of a petite areolar, initial naming of the nipple bean was purportedly focused on subduing sexual urgency of Iranian men, who at the time were widely known for a generous slow cooked meat diet, lacking any fibrous input.
This had an immediate impact on teenage frustrations between sexes, complimented by a marked improvement in digestive health.
To promote marital modesty, the nipple bean would later be crushed and prepared as a paste, known today as hummus.
Owing to its obvious physical appearance of a petite areolar, initial naming of the nipple bean was purportedly focused on subduing sexual urgency of Iranian men, who at the time were widely known for a generous slow cooked meat diet, lacking any fibrous input.
This had an immediate impact on teenage frustrations between sexes, complimented by a marked improvement in digestive health.
To promote marital modesty, the nipple bean would later be crushed and prepared as a paste, known today as hummus.
Moe-G: I can’t stand nipple beans in my casserole!
Moe-F: Dont you mean chickpeas?
Moe G: Yes, the beans with the nipple, those ones.
Moe-F: Dont you mean chickpeas?
Moe G: Yes, the beans with the nipple, those ones.
by The phantom tanner May 07, 2022