floating mushrooms

A jellyfish

Italian guy: look there, there are some floating mushrooms!
American girl: that’s just a jellyfish.

by Fep October 14, 2023

mushroom <3

The prettiest most handsome boy on this planet with the most gorgeous dimples ever♡

I love you Mushroom <3

by Bub♡ November 2, 2021

wood mushrooms

butt butt plug

Dr I have wood mushrooms stuck up my ans, please remove it forthwith

by meisafairy February 15, 2020

Mushroom

A type of fungus that can be edible or poisonous. They can be prepared in many ways, such a sauteed, grilled, stuffed, etcetera. There is more to mushrooms than drugs, internet...

Hey Dad, do you see the mushrooms over there?
Don't eat those honey, they could be poisonous!!
But we make mushroom soup all the time, Dad. D:
Yes, but those are edible, safe mushrooms
Ok...

by kermit37 December 20, 2020

Mushroom Headed

Dipping an erect penis in ketchup or similar sauce and smacking it across another persons face.

It was hilarious. Lindsey fell asleep on the couch and Johnny mushroom headed her!

by Vendetta49 August 27, 2022

mushroom clamp

A clingy cock hungry slut who's personal hygiene is comparable to that of a tree-dwelling hippy.

I hooked up with this chick last week but she stunk so bad. That mushroom clamp won't give up on trying to fuck but I just can't get past the filth.

by BigDerty June 3, 2016

russian mushrooms

A band of friends from Alabama who pulled names out of a hat…yeah it’s really stupid but the people in the band enjoy having each other. One plays guitar. Another plays bass and is the lead singer. Last but not least the clarinetist.

Have you heard of the Russian mushrooms?

by He/she/they/them/ple/ase/date June 30, 2021