maxi muff

A combination of Muff Cabbage and Maxi tampon. The ultimate insulting nickname.

Noooo! Not Maxi muff!

by that_gurl;) October 23, 2013

Dunking some muff

Getting laid aka getting pussy

I was really dunking some muff last night at the party bro!

by Cartwheels on wheels August 29, 2016

Face Muff

v. A very disrespectful, semi-violent act of palming and pushing the shit out of the victims face, usually in a downward manner.

"I was beating her boyfriends ass and that fat bitch tried to jump. I didn't want to hit her, cause she is like half female, so I face muffed that bitch!"

by Suplie Pmac July 1, 2009

Chuffed to the muff

To be extremely pleased with oneself

Larissa's achievements were so amazing, she is entitled to be chuffed to the muff.

by Dagitator November 14, 2011

fuzzy muff

This is another word for those in inform, ie the Police

I was driving in my car and got pulled over by the fuzzy muff

by SaQ January 5, 2004

Harry muff

A nasty old womans pussy that smells like a landfill. Or it's your uncle's josephs herrmafidite fat ass that has a hooker for a wife.

When you fuck a woman with a harry muff your kid will look like alien. #corea

by Pudvah July 6, 2018

Clouded by Muff

When a man is so overcome by the sweet taste of pussy(s), or the possibility of tasting pussy(s), that all rational thought is discarded in the pursuit of that pussy(s).

John: "What the fuck was Bart thinking shagging that butt-ugly fat-bird last night? Man she made me wanna spew!"

Mike: "Who knows dude, he was probably clouded by muff"

by Movershaker August 27, 2008