morning snoring

When you wake up in the morning, before your partner in bed has woken up, you hear him still snoring as you get out of bed.

Always morning snoring to start the day!

by Ereck Flowers November 14, 2018

Morning Jogger

A morning jogger is an absolute wet wipe of a person. Boring, predictable, annoying.

Have you heard much from Lew and Jon?

No, they have turned into morning joggers .

by WeNeedaMedic January 19, 2019

Morning Watermelon

The female version of morning wood considering it is pink, wet, and edible. Usually worse if you dream about anyone with a name starting with D.

I’ve heard that cords really help solve morning watermelon.

by watermalone69 January 22, 2019

Morningnee

When you feel real tired like you have just woken up in the morning.

Man I’m feeling real morningnee in 3rd hour today!

by Idk62626 March 26, 2019

Morning Reveler

A person, place, or thing. Ignite’s the Source, Breath, and Light in everything you hold True.

The Morning Reveler is on point ya’ll, they Bring da Mob to You!

by BennieBoyTV September 3, 2019

Morning Nile

The female equivalent of Morning Wood, when a girl wakes up very very wet.

I had so many dreams about you last night and I woke with very intense morning Nile.

by Threetoethreertoed December 7, 2019

Morning Water

NOTICE: This word has an abbreviation. It is Mater pronounced Mah-ter, it rhymes with water. Now for the definition.
The shit you drink when you first wake up because your throat is dry as a bone. Morning water tastes like uh-oh stinky 97% of the time. If it tastes good, consider yourself very lucky. Night water is better.

James: Dude that mater tasted actually good this morning.

Sammy: Bruh, can I have some of it!?!??
James: Nien. Go gitcher own morning water biiiiiitttcchhh!

by Snoobab March 27, 2020