Dirty Megan

When you Uber your date home after she gets so drunk she starts freestyle rapping about the sex you haven’t had yet.

I lost my boner the minute she started acting like a dirty Megan.

by Juicy F.S. August 23, 2024

Megan

An absolutely phycho ex girlfriend who is so hung up in her boyfriend that she tied him up in her basement.

I don’t wanna be a phycho like Megan

by Sadie——- November 10, 2020

Megan

Epilepsy

"I had a seizure" "oh you pulled a Megan!"

by thehollabackgirl April 3, 2025

Megan Lautz

She’s just Megan and steals kids marshmallows

Megan Lautz is such a granny

by GraceGrace May 23, 2020

megan goss

Meatitarian to the fullest!!!

I don't want to eat vegetables, I'm a Megan Goss

by Tonedeafblonde April 22, 2018

Megan

Megan is a subspecies of a Nadia in which Megan still smokes marijuana and still is pretty basic but lacks in spiritual retardation as in touching rocks or caring about zodiac signs.

Bobby: "yeah that's megan over there high af".
John: "eww".

by Uhhh yuh November 21, 2021

Megan

A fire song by $NOT

“Ayy, no she won't
No, she won't understand what I be saying (Nah)
She wanna fuck with me, but I wanna fuck with Megan
I hit her on the phone and she not fucking taken (Yeah)
Ain't about the money, then no conversations (Uh, uh)
No conversations, bitch, no complications (Ayy)
Fuck you, bitch, you took my heart, now it's breakin' (Haha)
You want me back now cause you feeling shameless (Ayy)
I used to know that bitch, but now she is nameless”
“FUCK!”

by nj4racy6kbml January 5, 2020