When a girl loses a condom in her vagina after sex and doesn't find it until a week later and it starts to smell like seafood.
"Susan, I'm so embarrassed, I've been showering, but couldn't get the smell out. I found out i was a total megan fish. I'm so relieved!"
by Sillysemensluts January 14, 2017

A female with a alien headass no tittys no ass all nipple no titty and reeks of 10 cans of bounce that ass and a side of hot dog water and to top it all off she got a hairy roast beef coochie
by Dickwater69 July 13, 2019

This girl is like any sluy you have seen in any high school movie, she is a hoe. She loved black dick but will take mexican sometimes, she claims she changes but still acts like a hoe in socail media she is a little bitch that cannot fight. Ask any guy at your school about her and they will say "oh yea shes been fucked"
by Jacobboii999 June 27, 2017

Don't we all wish our name was Megan? This girl will be the winner of love Island with her amazing looks, brain and charm. If shes the one who is sporty and chills at the same time,Meet her at the netball courts but only if you're tanned with a six pack and good at lip synching with a good voice. If you're re the Molly May to my Tommy Fury, DM me, Brandon Nevarez.
by Brandon N22 November 23, 2021

She is the most funny and weird person you'll ever meet. Like, if you have a Megan in your life, your life is already complete. She will be there for you when no one else will, she will always help you no matter how difficult, she's an amazing friend. If you're reading this Megan, i love you ♡
Girl: Hey, what's that girl's name again? She's so cool!
Guy: Oh that's Megan, she's really nice.
Girl: I know right?
Guy: Oh that's Megan, she's really nice.
Girl: I know right?
by giaalikesfood05 December 28, 2016

Red headed biatch who has major daddy issues so she hates men. Typically obsessed with creepy ass shit like horror films or paranormal stuff. Definitely emo or gothic.
Fucking Megan, what a bitch.
by Uknowimrightbitch June 16, 2021
