McDonald's Sprite

Straight-up battery acid in a cup, the most spiciest liquid you'll ever pour into your mouth-hole. It deserves to be in the periodic table. The substance alone can bring a dead person back to life.

Bro 1: hey, dude, what does McDonald's Spritetaste like?
Bro 2: Aw hell naw, not that battery acid! It's so spicy it needs a spot on the periodic table!

by isopods_are_glorious May 13, 2024

McDonalds

As in: “I’m Lovin’ it.” When you like something a lot; the best

“Hey, look at my new ride.”

“Oh, yeah, sweet. That’s McDonalds.”

by Aidsmagee February 12, 2021

Parker McDonald

One of my best friends I trust him with everything. You can trust him, no matter what. He’s the only one who checked up on me not even my best friend checked up on me. That’s why I trust him. Even when I’m in trouble, he’ll still try to take the blame for me and that’s what I love about Parker. He’s like my brother That I never got.

Random girl: who is Parker McDonald?
Me: he’s the nicest guy I’ve ever met

by Logan is amazing 1234 May 5, 2025

McDonald’s

A trash fast food restaurant that has every food problem in the world, but people still like it.

???: “McDonald’s is the WORST! My brother got salmonella from eating a grilled chicken sandwich there!”

Me: “I know. There should be a third window in McDonald’s. So you pay at the first, get your food in the second, and turn in all of the wrong shit they gave you at the third.”

by Loaf_Of_Breading... June 8, 2019

mcdonald’s nuggets

tasteless white filth

mcdonald’s nuggets are tasteless white filth

by TOW DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!! June 10, 2024

Angus Mcdonald

A fat ass ranga who thinks drinking 4 liters of chocolate milk and a whole chicken in an hour will make him bulk. built like a donut and gases anyone within a 100km radius with his BO, and thinks spending all his paycheck on cologne can save him.

Holy shit have you been near angus mcdonald?! he fucking reeks

by riley jago March 6, 2024

McDonald’s

A place where children go as there parents try to work off the three hundred thousand dollar loan they have taken out to be able to afford common household appliances as they struggle to live off of the 8 dollar and hour wage working Alfonso construction because they spend all their leftover money on black tar heroine and meth instead of putting it in saving like a normal fucking person as their life crumbles away

Man I hate fucking kids, inns go buy some meth and drop them lil niggas of at McDonald’s

by Igethardwheni see george floyd September 6, 2022