That's my hedge

A phrase that Philip Schofield put on twitter, was mentioned in the chris moyels show, and has recently become a national crazy.

"Hey dude, you played brilliantly!"
"Well, that's my hedge."

by dotlukas February 7, 2009

are my kryptonite

It's a way of saying that something specific is your weakness. I.E. Stating that you can't help but love it, or that it's your biggest addiction.

Puppy videos are my kryptonite, I just can't get enough.

by Grimm Whiskey October 19, 2015

in my shorts

Constantly asking for attention or complaining.

A variation is "up my ass".

The boss is constantly in my shorts about getting a project done.

by LuckyGorgon April 7, 2019

My Vagina

Something worn-out "edgy" female comedians use as their punchline.

Amy Schumer: "My vagina"
Netflix: "Here's $500,000 for another special"

by Ninaleven June 28, 2023

my ex

someone who used to be your partner but became the biggest asshole around

my ex is a little shit who thinks shes ubove everyone and lies about everything

by i hate my ex September 8, 2023

my savior

Jesus duh he died for you! So you can have eternal joy! 💗

my savior is Jesus!

by harhar.eat.a.car May 24, 2021

on my barry

on your own

cristie : whos at the cabin ?
lucy : no one, im jamming on my barry

by what you doing, laura August 21, 2008