Moon Landing

For many reasons it is the most memorable scientific achievement of Humanity that sparked an ever growing fire of passion for the grand beyond,the final frontier,the last expedition.Many believe it's fake but they can eat a toilet filled to the brim with shit and piss.

Nick:"The Moon Landing makes me hard."
Calvin:"Same."

by Why my pp small bruh bruh June 7, 2020

The Killing Moon

the greatest song ever written, according to its creator, Ian McCulloch

interviewer: so what's the killing moon about?
mac: oh, it's about, you know, fate, up against your will, through the thick and thin... it's the greatest song ever written.

by purrrrrrrrr December 10, 2022

china moon

when a nigga pulls you cock out and slices it in half all china style

AAAHHHHHH fuckin nigger cut off my penis ina chinese style bitch!!!!!!!he gave me a CHINA MOON

by Matthew potato April 2, 2007

shooting the moon

to move out in the middle of the night when you can't pay your rent. Usually items you own, like furniture, are left behind because you're leaving so quickly. Chiefly British, used by George Orwell in 'Down and Out in Paris and London'.

"because we're shooting the moon at 2:30 this morning, we're only taking the smallest, easiest to carry things with us."

by Big Orange August 11, 2007

moon rocks

an alternative for balls, as popularized by Stephen T. Colbert of the Colbert Report

"Turns out NASA didn't have the moon rocks to put my name on that space node"

by xxZeus-Almighty December 10, 2009

moon pie

you know.....the food you get at gas stations.....its chocolate and marsmellow.....yumm.....but its one of those food that you have to be in the mood to eat......

billy bob joe:"hey wanna moon pie"
blop:"eww...no i'm not in the mood"
billy bob joe: =o

by nickie whaley September 27, 2005

Warren Moon

The act of pulling up to a driveway and sliding (usually on ice or snow)so that the car spins 180 degrees and lands perfectly in the intended spot. This usually occurs when dropping off a friend at the end of his or her driveway. Pulling this maneuver would then perfectly situate you so your friend can get out at his or her driveway and your car will already be turned around for a quick exit.

Guy 1: "Dude I saw the roads were icy so I went for the Warren Moon when I was dropping off my bitch and ended up stuck in a snowbank."

Guy 2: "You need some practice, its a tough maneuver."

Guy 1: "Yeah you're right,but at least I got a sweet BJ when we were waiting for the tow truck to pull us out."

Guy 2: "Nice."

by funkeman2003 January 1, 2009