Milf

An abbreviation for "mom I'd like to fuck"

"Bro, my mom is such a Milf!"

by Double Mother Suckler August 2, 2023

Milf crusher

A guy who bangs moms

Wow, yes I do know that guy! He banged my mom. He's a freaking milf crusher

by Queenjuno June 7, 2017

Foster Milf

A milf who fosters woman until they find their forever homes.

Succubus #1; "Stacey's mom just doesn't have it going on anymore...."

Succubus #2; "Right?! We need us a good ol' foster milf!!"

**HIGH FIVES EACH OTHER BUT MISSES**

by Thiccthighsavelives08 March 2, 2024

Milf

Mom id like to fondle

Hey billy, in a couple of years your mom will qualify to be a grade A milf.

by Camspam May 13, 2022

i love milfs

hot ladys that i wanna fuck that usually have kids

friend: yoo dude look at that milf over there!

me: man, i love milfs

by spookyyatsumu October 9, 2021

Milf

Mum I'd like to fuck

boy: yo bro your mums a milf stilll
other boy: damn right dude

by sreya.kys October 12, 2022

MILF WATER

Michelob Ultra

Just drinking MILF waters with the boys.

by Jjhgvcd August 27, 2022