by psychoticbeach February 7, 2018
Get the Matt Smithmug. A tall mother fucker respects Hitler if he doesn't like you he will fuck you up big time.
If he likes you he will fuck you no matter what.
If he likes you he will fuck you no matter what.
by EdtleScars September 4, 2017
Get the Matt Coxmug. The act of orally stimulating your lovers genitals from behind, resulting in either:
1.) Your partner getting rug burn between their butt cheeks from your mustache.
Or
2.) Your mustache collecting lint and other debris from the inadvertent action of stache-scrubbing their anus.
Named after 2018 Olympic Gold Medalist Matt Hamilton.
1.) Your partner getting rug burn between their butt cheeks from your mustache.
Or
2.) Your mustache collecting lint and other debris from the inadvertent action of stache-scrubbing their anus.
Named after 2018 Olympic Gold Medalist Matt Hamilton.
I gave him the Matt Hamilton last night. Ever since, he's been walking funny, and everywhere I go smells like butthole.
by Hard Pork Corn June 17, 2019
Get the the matt hamiltonmug. He like cool, he has glasses. He looks like of Thor were Asian, but like endgame Thor, but he’s also and Eagle Scout so add like seal team six skills in. He also like chill and does plant things so, essential backpack guy too.
by CD Smasher March 26, 2020
Get the Matt Yamagatamug. by Useless donni November 13, 2019
Get the Matt bullmug. When you live stream to your friends on discord you pulling down your pants and your millimeter defeater shows the bulbus tip.
by SexMaster2099 July 17, 2023
Get the Dirty Mattmug. The silliest of all the sillies that ever lived. He’s a cantankerous soul with a heart of gold. Loves his country and dogs as well as achieving the impossible. He’s a sarcastic gentleman and lives on protein shakes and mixed nuts. Occasionally a beet powder smoothie. Matt is a polished professional that cannot be compared to anyone. Don’t even try.
by Shesaidit May 8, 2018
Get the matt mumaumug.