"M" Syndrome

When every word in a sentence gets replaced by mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.

Charlie: I think I have "M" Syndrome mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.
Chris: Bro, What the Fuck?

by FUQ, GRANDPA'S DED! March 6, 2020

the 'M' - curse

the curse of only being attracted to girls whose name start with the letter 'M'

Jakub: "What are the girls' names that you last interacted with in non-platonic ways?"
C: "M***a, M******e, M****a, M****n, oh...shit, I've got the 'M' - curse"

by anonymous December 23, 2022

Zoe M.

The biggest bitch you could ever imagine. you first become best friends with her and then you move to a new school (but she still goes to the same school as you) and she makes two best friends one of them is super nice. the other one is a motherfucker.

friend 1: did you hear? someone fucked your boy friend
friend 2: oh yeah it was zoe m. she's probably going to blame it on you

by zoe m. is a bitch March 17, 2020

jocelyn m

i care about you so much and i think i’m in love with you but i don’t want to hurt you by telling you but everytime i’m with you i just fall more in love - mars

jocelyn m is like the moon, gosh darn i love that dang moon so much.

by urmothersbuddsyejkw February 1, 2022

Bl'm&m

(Pronounced blemenem)
Aka a balloon with an m&m inside. When the balloon is shaken, the m&m rolling around inside vibrates, producing a relaxing, massaging effect.

Hey man, I'm feeling kind of stressed—wanna make me a bl'm&m?

by Shlkp May 11, 2019

Santiago M.

Santiago is the cutest person in the world and every picture of him is adorable.

His gf: “look at this picture of Santiago M.”
Everyone: “omg hes so cuteeeeee”

by wapppad November 7, 2021

Alexandra M

Have you ever heard a song a couple of times and enjoyed it or whatever, but then you hear it again and you think "damn that's the best song I've ever heard" like you already knew it existed but for some reason, it really hits you that one time, and you're like wow I wanna hear it again. So you play it again and you think you're only gonna play it once more but then you play it again and again and again. You fall in love with the beat, you fall in love with the rhythm, you fall in love with the lyrics and everything about it. You just can't get enough of it. It's constantly in your head and all you want is that song. I think that's what is like to fall in love with someone. You know about that person for a while but one day something about them catches you off-guard. Then you start talking to them which is like hitting the play button, and you wanna keep talking to them so you do, which is like putting it on repeat. Then you fall in love with their smile. You fall in love with their eyes. You fall in love with their personality. You fall in love with their smile. You fall in love with everything about them. You can't get enough of them. They're constantly in your head. That's when you realize that you've met Alexandra, especially if her last name starts with "M"

Man, Alexandra M is really the kind of person I want to be with until the end of my days

by odts1 November 21, 2021