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Lil Knob

“Lil Knob’s new album was too short to satisfy me, like his penis”
by Jacamo July 8, 2025
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Knob job

Tying your dick to a door knob and slamming the door
I tried out that new knob job thing it really hurts but I finished so quick.
by SponkeyDonkey August 17, 2018
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door knob

a interesting way to point out the head of a males penis.
Bro, your door knob is sticking out!
by fat kirby June 29, 2021
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My bob and knobs

A euphemism for the male genitalia: penis and testicles.
Sheesh!! Get your cold hands off my bob and knobs!
by FTno September 27, 2021
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Knob slobbery

The act of unwillingly having a sticky wet mess left behind on your genitals after receiving oral sex. Most often perpetrated by a partner that uses too much slop and refuses to swallow. Also refers to the drool puddles left running down your sack and ass crack by said perpetrators.
" i thought she would have a pro head game, but left me a victim of knob slobbery"
by Yupsidid October 1, 2017
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Massive Knob

1. Could refer to me
2. Those teenagers who drive around in their £3k Corsas, showing off their little 1L engine while driving slowly around underage girls in the hope they’ll understand that they have massive Cocks due to their ‘awesome’ ride.
1. I identify as a massive knob

2. Brad is such a knobhead, I know I’m only 15 but his car doesn’t turn me on anymore.
by Smeggfried Rice June 15, 2018
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Knob-jockey

A derogatory term. Often meaning: one who rides the phallus of another man .. and/or woman .. or they. Otherwise known as a dick rider.

The knob part referring to a dick. The jockey part referring to someone who rides a horse.
You’re a bloody knob-jockey!

Watch where you’re going, you knob-jockey!
by LightEclipse December 23, 2021
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