Is a premature form of turret syndrome that some of the most famous DJ's develop over time. It is one of the easiest syndromes to develop and without a doubt is the
best way to spot this Faux DJ syndrome. Knob Mobbin is best used when a Faux DJ has no idea how to mix or add/subtract from the mix but wants to look like a
complete master on the mixer, and to the untrained eyes and ears, a Faux DJ may possibly seem like the most talented DJ ever.
best way to spot this Faux DJ syndrome. Knob Mobbin is best used when a Faux DJ has no idea how to mix or add/subtract from the mix but wants to look like a
complete master on the mixer, and to the untrained eyes and ears, a Faux DJ may possibly seem like the most talented DJ ever.
Jim: Bro, I just saw DJ Hardenuf absolutely tear up the mixer, he looked like a surgeon operating on someone dude.
Bob: No way, was he cuttin the crossfader back and forth and beat juggling?
Jim: Yeah, I think he was dude, his hands were moving so fast and he was literally touching every knob on the mixer in a matter of seconds. He's such a good DJ dude. Mind Blown for sure bro.
Bob: Are you serious? why would he need to touch every knob on the mixer? Was the sound changing all over the place?
Jim: I don't know, kind of, but DJ Slaptone played the exact same way, and everyone knows he's got crazy talent. Right?
Bob: 100% wrong dude, many DJ's get trapped into feeling like they should be mixing when not necessary. Its tough to watch a DJ do this. It's similar to watching a horse needing to being put down because of a broken leg. i'm sorry you had to see that bro:(
Jim: Wow, how does this happen? Why does this have to happen to all the best ones!
Bob: It's a known disease that Faux DJ's develops after years of pretending to DJ. It's called Knob Mobbin. Not only is it a disease, its an externally visible character flaw, that borderlines turrets. Only cure is to learn to DJ or quit Djing cold turkey.
Bob: No way, was he cuttin the crossfader back and forth and beat juggling?
Jim: Yeah, I think he was dude, his hands were moving so fast and he was literally touching every knob on the mixer in a matter of seconds. He's such a good DJ dude. Mind Blown for sure bro.
Bob: Are you serious? why would he need to touch every knob on the mixer? Was the sound changing all over the place?
Jim: I don't know, kind of, but DJ Slaptone played the exact same way, and everyone knows he's got crazy talent. Right?
Bob: 100% wrong dude, many DJ's get trapped into feeling like they should be mixing when not necessary. Its tough to watch a DJ do this. It's similar to watching a horse needing to being put down because of a broken leg. i'm sorry you had to see that bro:(
Jim: Wow, how does this happen? Why does this have to happen to all the best ones!
Bob: It's a known disease that Faux DJ's develops after years of pretending to DJ. It's called Knob Mobbin. Not only is it a disease, its an externally visible character flaw, that borderlines turrets. Only cure is to learn to DJ or quit Djing cold turkey.
by DJ Max Portland August 10, 2017
Gobblers knob is the place Caydens mom lives. It is named after the fact that she is the best knob gobbler around. It is located in English town, Cape Breton and is a popular go to place for the famous Malkie Woodland.
Guy 1: I just got back from the gobblers knob.
Guy 2: How was Caydens mom?
Guy 1: good, I fucked her.
Guy 2: How was Caydens mom?
Guy 1: good, I fucked her.
by The Cape Breton Jigglo February 03, 2022
An individual who appears to know the answer to everything, or to be sufficiently well versed in the art of bullshitting to give the illusion that they do. Over time such individuals can become highly revered in society, attaining influential positions and status.
Employee 1 - "Beardie, you old fuckwitt, what does this document mean?"
Employee 2 - "Haa Harrr - fuck only knows, why don't you go and ask Mooj? He's a right old knowledge knob, and no mistake.. qualiteeeeee!"
Employee 2 - "Haa Harrr - fuck only knows, why don't you go and ask Mooj? He's a right old knowledge knob, and no mistake.. qualiteeeeee!"
by The Poison Dwarf August 03, 2010
by serendipxty June 18, 2020
1. Stop slobbin on mah knob!
2. He texted me last night and was totally slobbin on mah knob!
3. Seriously, slob on mah knob.
2. He texted me last night and was totally slobbin on mah knob!
3. Seriously, slob on mah knob.
by Keepitrealbro December 20, 2009
When a girl tucks her pony tail up into her hair tie like a bun and let's you use it to control her head while she gives you a BJ.
by Salladpatch December 08, 2024
The point at which you have no money to party. You "turned up" so many days in a row that you're "Knob Broke".
Hey Gigi, you going to the club this weekend?
Can't, i've been out the last three nights and now i'm Knob Broke.
Can't, i've been out the last three nights and now i'm Knob Broke.
by Jboymc February 14, 2017