Shaun and Kaleigh

A once in a lifetime type of love. A love that holds kilig that will never fade. A couple who will always find their way back to one another. No matter the circumstance. A type of love one can only dream of. A man and woman who fell hard and fast the minute they met. A couple who loves one another and will always be there then now and in the future. A relationship built on love, kilig, passion, comedy, and who is working hard on building a trust that neither one can doubt. A couple that struggles to accept that the love is real and will never fade. A strong bond that not one single person has been able to break. A meant to be, mines, all mines, bandit botch, stupid dumAASS, dirty iyanna, walk ‘em down, luvbug, finger in her booty, dreamgirl, old and young, parapelegic, UNFORGETABLE, LOOVVEEE XOXOX

I want that good good, I want that real ish I want that Shaun and Kaleigh type of thang.

by Stupid Botch May 5, 2024

shaun and Kaleigh

A once in a lifetime type of love. A love that holds kilig that will never fade. A couple who will always find their way back to one another. No matter the circumstance. A type of love one can only dream of. A man and woman who fell hard and fast the minute they met. A couple who loves one another and will always be there then now and in the future. A relationship built on love, kilig, passion, comedy, and who is working hard on building a trust that neither one can doubt. A couple that struggles to accept that the love is real and will never fade. A strong bond that not one single person has been able to break. And my favorite color is Kaleighs butthole. LOOVVEEE YOUUUUU XOXOX

I hope one day I’ll have a love like Shaun and Kaleigh.

by Stupid Botch May 7, 2024

Holy shit kale

A person or animal that has an abnormally large nose, snout, or beak.

Kale Kondel walks by and everyone ducks from his humongous nose, they all scream,”holy shit kale!!”

by trevlwkcocked February 21, 2026

you can't have your kale and spend it too

Kale is slang for money, it's not just cabbage, which is also slang for money, so you can't have your money and spend it too. It's my updated version of the idiom, " you can't have your cake and eat it too".

Put your money in a safe place son, because you can't have your kale and spend it too.

by 2B+ November 27, 2019

st. micheal's kale

A term for marijuana used mainly by vegans. Also known as God's Cabbage

Yo Barbra is your St. Micheal's Kale gluten free?
Nah man, but it's cruelty free!

by Brotwurst1 June 18, 2018

st. micheal's kale

A term for marijuana used by vegans.

Yo Barbara, is your St. Micheal's kale gluten free?
No, but it is pretty lit and free range.

by Brotwurst1 June 18, 2018