knob goalie

Interference by a third party when your attempting to get laid.

It was hitting in this chick when her "knob goalie" friend showed up.

by drilldoe November 30, 2013

shpongle knob

Vajazzled penis, glitter cock, sequin prick.

I really want a shpongle knob!

by Smithyprick May 6, 2018

Knob dial

Accidental phone call. British.

U call?

Nah, knob dial.

by Shuaman November 17, 2018

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by SuelTameOresuTeMato April 27, 2025

knob

you

xoxo

'ur an knob'

by popyuju April 24, 2022

Tight Knob

A very smart person. Used mostly in the Merrimack Valley region of New England.

She’s a pretty tight knob, she figured out how to fix the laptop bezel on her own.

by gblo November 22, 2025

rectal knobbing

When the inner lining of the cologne becomes permanently inverted outside of the body as a result of extensive anal sex, forming a knob of scarred tissue around the asshole.

The Porn Star had done so many anal videos that she had rectal knobbing.

by truthBtold December 15, 2014