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Wild Chilaen Jungle Cat 

- A rare sub-species of Jungle Cat distantly related to those found in parts of Asia & Indonesia.
- Usually found in South America, however occasionally can be found in the cooler climates of the Pacific Northwest, particularly Vancouver, BC.
- These wild cats pounce on unsuspecting victims, often as they fall asleep in bed, or prepare dinner.
The Wild Chilaen Jungle Cat said rawr as it pounced upon its unsuspecting victim
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Gentleman’s Jungle

An environment where likeminded individuals with rugged pasts congregate to provide vital knowledge pertaining to growth and maturity while maintaining the composure of a gentleman.
Meet me in the Gentleman’s Jungle, I have something to get off my chest.

Spanish Jungle 

A phrase used by someone who is perplexed, but cannot find the right curse words to express their anger.
John - "Honey, I think it is time we see other people"
Jane - "Urgh!! Spanish Jungle!"
Spanish Jungle by C.P.C. September 10, 2010

pole jungle 

Male pubic hair, particularly at the base of the penis.
"Oh girl, he had a pole jungle that would'a covered my head, tol' him find a scissors, I ain't goin' on no fuckin' safari!"
pole jungle by Nonah December 30, 2008

Bucktooth Jungle Weasel 

A racist term for a black hillbilly who lives in the swampy depths of Louisiana. Still close to tree's, the black's natural environment, he can go wrastle gator's and eat his catch for dinner.
Racist #1: Look at that stupid redneck nagger trying to wrastle that gator

Racist #2: Fuckin' Bucktooth Jungle Weasel

Fumble in the Jungle

When you finger a girl with a lot of public hair.
Male 1: Did you get off with that hairy Mary the other night?
Male 2: Yeah man, and I had a proper fumble in the jungle.
Fumble in the Jungle by Zedav September 6, 2016

nigerian jungle monkey 

A Nigerian jungle monkey is a derogatory word for nigger
Hey that girl looks like a Nigerian jungle monkey