jonen

to talk abbout someone's clothes, hair, or mama; to insult

If u keep jonen on me Im a punch u in your face.

by Ryanthedon September 20, 2005

mike jones

The male prostitute who in late 2006 alleged the Evangelical leader, Rev. Ted Haggard, paid him for sex and methamphetamine over a three-year period.

Jones, who exposed the Haggard, is quoted as saying, "I felt I owed it to the gay community to expose the hypocrisy,".

Person One: Who was that one male prostitute that that one fag religious leader was fucking?

Person Two: Oh - I beleive that it was Mike Jones.

by M. James a.k.a. "pig" November 6, 2006

Alex Jones

Alex Jones is welsh slang for an angry person who breaks objects belonging to others. Others describe this being as having an unusual or 'funny' looking face. The description is mainly used by welsh people but has also been adapted by a few english communities. It may also describe someone who is a combination of a lot of negative things such as being angry, funny looking and unhumourous.

Guy1: Wow that guy is horrible, plus he has a funny face
Guy2: haaa yeah typical example of an Alex Jones

by solongbabycakes June 1, 2010

janger

another word for ecstacy

"got any jangers?"

"im janging off my tits"

by poo.bum June 14, 2009

The Jonbenet

A pretty sick band if you ask me.

I just jaked myself to the jonbenet

by fghdftytfgbhna45tg September 26, 2006

Indiana Jones

verb; the act of passing your body through a closing door, as opposed to holding it, leaving another individual with the horrible fate of having to take the effort to open it. As seen in Indiana Jones(except you'll look like a douche if you drop your hat or if you do it when your alone).

Smith: So are you going to start on that report?
Jones: Yeah, I need that promotion so it's got to be good.
Smith: Oh could you you get that?
Jones: HELL NAW MUTHAFUCKA!
(Initiates Indiana Jones)
Jones from opposite side of door: Indiana Jones'd BIOTCH!

by BrosephTheIII July 28, 2010

jack jones

See also
on my tod

I was sitting there on my tod

by Debs August 8, 2003