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John deforeskin

Someone that has a small dick with a lot of skin.
My girl said her ex had a John deforeskin
by eatmydikandballs December 27, 2019
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john frank

He is known well around the world. Is a Jewish leader who both exceeds the mortal and demi mortal realm.
by Eliphnul January 11, 2017
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John Vernon

When a women decides to no longer shave her legs, or any other part of her body, she is known as a John Vernon
Kayla has decided to become a John Vernon.
by Soup or Sauce June 29, 2016
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John Default

When in a game, a paid skin is so overused that it is no longer a signifier of a baseline of skill. Usually this happens due to either a skin's immense popularity, or the skin being commonly offered compared to other options.

Comes from when The Reaper in Fortnite was used by a third of every lobby, leading to no indication of skill when spotted, analogous to seeing a default.
"You see that guy? He was dog water and was using the John Wick."

"Yea, he was a real John Default."
by Onandonandomnom November 28, 2022
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john proctor

One main charcter in the crucible:
Sweats like a stallion behind the barn, the proper place where his beasts are bedded. Has raging bisceps, gorgeous long hair, no tolerance for a sickly wife, and thinks that god is dead. He has know her.

Has many names:

John Protractor

John Practice
John Tractor
John Smactor (smacked-her)
John Projector
John Procrastinator

Prohn Joctor
John proctor, exclaimed, "I Have Known Her!!!"
by Jedimaster7130 March 30, 2017
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John A. Kendall

A John A. Kendall is someone who is extremely awesome. Someone who oozes awesomeness and is always winning. Someone who is vastly skilled in the field of tattoo design, pencil drawing, painting and sculpture. Artist by day, and womanizer by night, a John A. Kendall really has it going on.
I finally got an A on this art paper, I really John A. Kendall'd the crap out of that, like a boss!

I am have 50 girls calling me tonight, just like John Kendall.
by editor11 January 1, 2012
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John head

People who wear Berghaus/North Face/Karrimor coats and constantly wear their hoods up. The phrase ‘John head’ relates to the way the hoods on these coats, whilst up, resemble a condom covering the person’s head; a slang term for which is a ‘Johnny’.
“Lad look at those John heads hanging round outside the Co-Op there.”
by DefinitionsDude October 15, 2021
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