John deforeskin

Someone that has a small dick with a lot of skin.

My girl said her ex had a John deforeskin

by eatmydikandballs December 27, 2019

go to the john

Go to the gents/ladies

Student : Miss may I go to the john?
Teacher : you betcha, that last fart was terrible..

by Thebacalhau April 5, 2018

John Cutter

He’s round, He’s Husky, and likes snicker lickers! It’s John Cutter and his last name rhymes with Butter....

Real Definition: A Walking Meme

Cutter:“You going to the kick back?”

Beau Edwards: “Can I fuck your sister?”

Cutter: “NoOooo” *in cutter voice*

Beau Edwards: “Then that’s my answer to your question... nice day John Cutter or I mean..... Rowley Jefferson”

by Fuckshitasstitsbitchcuntballs June 29, 2020

Bacteria John

A mass of bacteria who was only featured in the Talking Bacteria John app. A bacteria that also adores aspirin, donuts, syringes and laughing crazy. Is also a member of ISIS. Has many brothers names John, John and John.

We must all praise our dark overlord Bacteria John and sacrifice syringes and aspirin to him.

by Emperor Fraise October 28, 2020

john proctor

One main charcter in the crucible:
Sweats like a stallion behind the barn, the proper place where his beasts are bedded. Has raging bisceps, gorgeous long hair, no tolerance for a sickly wife, and thinks that god is dead. He has know her.

Has many names:

John Protractor

John Practice
John Tractor
John Smactor (smacked-her)
John Projector
John Procrastinator

Prohn Joctor

John proctor, exclaimed, "I Have Known Her!!!"

by Jedimaster7130 March 30, 2017

john frank

He is known well around the world. Is a Jewish leader who both exceeds the mortal and demi mortal realm.

JOHN FRANK!

by Eliphnul January 11, 2017

John head

People who wear Berghaus/North Face/Karrimor coats and constantly wear their hoods up. The phrase ‘John head’ relates to the way the hoods on these coats, whilst up, resemble a condom covering the person’s head; a slang term for which is a ‘Johnny’.

“Lad look at those John heads hanging round outside the Co-Op there.”

by DefinitionsDude October 15, 2021