Jesse James

Old timey Western guy.

Also Tea's daddy.

Did you hear about Tea's daddy being in town?

Woah, you mean the legendary Jesse James

by Toby511 May 20, 2025

Jesse Rees

A thicc boi that likes to look at pictures of naked llamas. He is also commonly known as Bat Boy. No not like batman.

Jesse Not again. Give me that picture.

Jesse Rees- Thicc

by KingBowenIII's assistant May 23, 2018

Jess

Jess is a lovely friend but will constantly weave dance into every conversation. They perceive themselves as the Billy Elliot's of the world despite never making it further than their village hall dance lessons.

PERSON 1: I've taken up running
JESS: As a dancer, I'm unable to run as it uses different muscles
PERSON 1: That's such a Jess thing to say! We get it you dance!

by milbooo January 29, 2024

Jess

Jess is generally short for Jessie. To be a Jess is to be true to ones self through and through. He is generally a creative type and has that spark that is exhibited in no other. Generally he has many walls put up and tends to avoid conflict but if you teach him that he can trust you, you will never regret it. Once he lets you in he is the sweetest person. His platonic love is shown more than his romantic love but both are stronger than Hercules himself. He lives off of sarcasm and has a twenty page list of movies you MUST see. He listens to all types of music and will bombard you with recommendations. If you hurt him he will forgive you, his breaking point is too far. He will leave if he has too but only as a last resort. When one pushes him in this way he is colder than the dark side of Mercury. Never do this to him because despite the calm and collected outside, he just wants someone that won’t leave. If you have a Jess you are one of the luckiest people on earth.

Yeah I’m going to go check of Jess, he’s in a funk cause he has to leave his best friend.

What song are you listening to?
Oh, Jess recommenced it. Isn’t it a bop?

by Unicornboi May 6, 2020

Jesse

Jesse is very handsome, sweet, and sort of known. He can be loyal but only when he wants to, but some people underestimate him and take him for granted even though he does cheat. A LOT. He’s also a really good kisser and gives amazing warm hugs, he has the vibe of “if you lose him, its easy and hard at the same time to get him back.” , and also “i NEED him”.

“I miss Jesse !!!”
“Do you know Jesse?” “YES!?”

by G0ssipG1rl April 11, 2025

jess mellohibench

a mysterious figure on twitter that seems to be everywhere. like, you think you're just scrolling and before you know it you've followed her. don't worry, needn't stress, with over 17k followers you're probably low on his hitlist.

some call them the head of innittwt, but all i know is that tommy likes their tweets on main, recognises him, and she has an impressive catalogue of big accounts following him.

twitter user 1: "wait, who is jess mellohibench?"

twitter user 2: "someone you follow."

twitter user 1: "i don't follow them though?"

twitter user 2: *takes phone* "now you do. you probably liked a million of his tweets already, you might as well."

twitter user 1: "thanks?"

by raccoon_rori October 17, 2022

jesse

smelly, sal from sal the explorer, pocoyo is life, shrek is husbando, probably stupid, hates ur mom

thats so jesse of you

by shrek_bathtub69 February 13, 2020