Jerry Lifted

You lift up a woman by her vagina and butthole.

She kept slapping my ass so I jerry lifted her.

by liftedbyjerry June 11, 2024

Jerry Is Rizzing

When jerry is alone with a girl and is absolutely bagging the girl across from him in a library.

Jerry Is Rizzing

by The Rizzly Bearadfad January 23, 2024

Jerry

A person who is dead inside, a mindless zombie, a person who has no ambition in life, a person who has nothing going on in their life besides working at a dead end job, no friends, bad relationships with women, and lives a simple routine life that cannot be broken.

Jerry is a 30-year old man who works at a dead end job of a cashier in a grocery story. Jerry lives the same life, over and over again because he has no ambition to improve or do better in life. Jerry always dates women who use him for money and free housing.

by BigOldExhaustedDummy September 21, 2025

jerry doucet II

Drugs

Jerry Doucet II is Drugs

by N1663RZ September 20, 2022

Jerry Van Dyke

Jerry Van Dyke (Born July 27, 1931; died January 5, 2018) was the lesser-known (and far less successful) younger brother of Dick Van Dyke.

Most of the TV shows that Jerry Van Dyke starred in were extremely short-lived, and one of them was even considered one of the worst sitcoms of all time. However, he did have a few successful roles, such as appearing alongside his brother in the latter's eponymous show, and as Luther Van Dam on "Coach." Despite all of this, he was still largely overshadowed by his brother. \

by Ubeenbamboozledson July 24, 2021

Jerry Can Test

History: A Jerry Can, is a metal container designed to transport 5.3 gallons of gasoline. These are commonly seen in military movies strapped to jeeps. The "Jerry Can Test" is actually a question: in a crisis situation would you rather have a certain person on your team or a Jerry Can of gasoline? If you would rather trade the person for a Jerry Can then they have failed the test.

I can't think of any reality TV stars that could pass the Jerry Can Test.
Mike Rowe and Chuck Norris ate the only people in Hollywood that could pass the Jerry Can test

by Matthewtake1 July 30, 2021

Jerry Rolling

You roll the blunt and split it in half, having a broken blunt

"Ah what the fuck Jerry, you fucked this shit up."
"This nigga was Jerry Rolling."

by Damien5729 August 21, 2022