Jeff

A bold man who believes in Santa Claus who is incredibly good at debate and roasting students

Person: I believe
Jeff: I believe in Santa Claus

by Jeff Lover #1 April 5, 2022

Jeff

That Fatest And Stupidest Criminal On Henry Danger Portrayed By: Ryan Grassmeyer

Captain Man: It Looks Like Someone Just Robbed The Bank
Kid Danger: Well Who Did That? Captain Man: Oh My God!
Kid Danger: What!!
Captain Man: Jeff Was The Criminal Who Robbed The Bank!!!
Kid Danger: How Could He Do That He’s The Most Stupidest Criminal In Swellview!!!
Captain Man: I Know!!

Kid Danger: Lets Go
Captain Man: Lets Blow A Bubble
Kid Danger: And Stop Some Trouble
Captain Man: Good Rhyme
Kid Danger: Thanks
Captain Man: Now Lets Go

by ZacharyLopezKirby123 July 22, 2019

Jeff The Killer

If your partner likes Jeff the Killer, they’re probably a poser, e-boy loser who will never come visit you (if you are long distance) no matter how much you cared he’ll always be a cheating loser obsessed with a creepypasta

“God he’s such a Jeff the Killer”
“Wdym??”
“He’s probably cheating on you with someone named Nina”

by RandyWarren September 11, 2025

Port Jeff Handshake

Getting hit over the head with a pilloe sack of oysters and waking up in a whaling museum with terrible credit

"I'm from Long Island. Do you KNOW what happens if you insult Billy Joel in my neighborhood? We hit you over the head with a pillow sack full of oysters and then you wake up in a whaling museum with terrible credit. We call it a Port Jeff Handshake"
(Word for word the post I got the term from)

by That One Nerd From School January 12, 2024

jeff runs to the gas

"jeff runs to the gas" is a term used to describe a black teen running from their school to the gas station across from their school.

zach "yo you see that bucktee running to the gas"

lucas "ya fam guy moving like a wasteyute fr"

zach "hes back at it again fam, jeff runs to the gas more like wasteyute runs from the 0 5"

by jeff runs to the gas October 5, 2018

Jeff Lin

A berkley graduated student who always succeed in no nut November

HEY ! Jeff Lin , How are you ?

by comerchiu January 10, 2022

Jeff Bezos

When the blow hit, his belly lifted in the air like an empty rut, until his ass cracked. Jeffrey sank down into the grass. His face slid off his ass, so he could see my mouth on his dirty ass cheeks.

I bit and sucked.

Jeffrey's breathing shook. His asshole squeezed my cheeks, filled me, until my teeth rubbed, and Jeffrey moaned in ecstasy. I brought Jeffrey back on the ride, pulled his ass onto my lips, sucked, used my tongue, and fucked up his ass as far as he could go. Jeffrey moaned and shook in orgasm.

When Jeffrey was ready to eat, I climbed onto the grass with him. I kissed his lips and tasted his ass. Jeffrey kept his eyes closed, breathing heavily, wanting me to fuck up his ass.

My fucking lips glided up and down Jeffrey's ass. Jeffrey kept opening and closing his eyes. I felt my balls tighten and my cock twitch. I couldn't hold back. My prick twitched until it exploded in Jeffrey's ass. My dick made a wet, sucking sound.

Jeffrey kept opening and closing his eyes.

Jeffrey

Jeff Bezos just DDoS'd me

by The Definer 666 69 420 August 19, 2022