jeff mcdunham

When you pretend like you know a guys name so you just call him Jeff Mcdunham

Guy 1: Who is that?
Guy 2. Oh, dude, that's Jeff Mcdunham

by A-bombfaceguy February 13, 2009

Pickle jeff

Normal summon aliester the invoker, link into almiraj, link into secure gardna, activate invocation.

Ex 1: My name pickle Jeff
Ex 2: And then he turned himself into pickle Jeff, funniest shit I've ever seen

by Ojama Onlime June 10, 2021

Jeff

Beware. Once you have met Jeff, you cannot go back. Looking at Jeff in the eyes is like challenging a bull. In fact, Jeff is like a matador that dances with the bull - he is fearless and dances with wonderful prowess. He's skilled in the black arts of video games with the likes of Call of Duty in his arsenal. You shall not defeat his vast collection of sweater vests, sweaters and golf hats. His knowledge of random trivia is unparalleled. Wise he is in the ways of Star Wars; his spirit animal is baby Yoda. If you need wise quotes from legendary movies, he will utter them with a voice like Gandalf the Grey and you will be shook. Jeff often goes by the alter ego name of "Jefe". He assumes this name when great dignity while eating tamales. To know Jeff is to be enriched, full of laughter and have a great time.

You wish you were a Jeff.

by JoRae December 10, 2019

Jeff-laxed

When you join an existing social group without any prior knowledge of anyone and their eccentricities and immediately try to fit in, effectively making a fucking fool of yourself and mankind as a whole.

Alan Jeff-laxed the shit out of himself the first week after he moved to the island.

by Liberal Joe August 19, 2019

Jeff Hubbard

Owner of Don’s crabs Towson. Is the only man to ever be born with a 25 pound cock. Spent 7 years in federal prison for crab trafficking.

Jeff hubbard is such a sexy motherfucker. Danelle is such a lucky woman. I just wanna suck his crab dick.

by Jeff turns me on December 14, 2023

Jeff The Killer

If your partner likes Jeff the Killer, they’re probably a poser, e-boy loser who will never come visit you (if you are long distance) no matter how much you cared he’ll always be a cheating loser obsessed with a creepypasta

“God he’s such a Jeff the Killer”
“Wdym??”
“He’s probably cheating on you with someone named Nina”

by RandyWarren September 11, 2025

Jeff

Jeff is commonly used as a name for a duck however it can be used as a human name e.g Nyaphy Jeff Jeff

Jeff went for a walk with nymphal Jeff Jeff

by Jessyttt October 15, 2019